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that, though I am skilled, but contract it out..." He paused for a breath. "And<br />

the handles alone are a<strong>not</strong>her matter entirely..." He nodded knowingly.<br />

I sighed, "What about the handles?"<br />

"Big thing handles: everything about handles depends on how the c<strong>of</strong>fin is<br />

<strong>to</strong> <strong>be</strong> carried: you got skilled men carrying the c<strong>of</strong>fin at shoulder height,<br />

<strong>do</strong>n't even need <strong>to</strong> worry about handles, pr<strong>of</strong>essional pall<strong>be</strong>arers never use<br />

them, see. If you got your family and friends carrying the c<strong>of</strong>fin, then the<br />

handles are necessary. You'll need some rope handles or even metal<br />

handles..." He gave me a satisfied look.<br />

"That's fine and all, but I came in here for a pillow... Do you have any?"<br />

"Let me give you an example: I think the most <strong>be</strong>autiful c<strong>of</strong>fin I'd ever seen<br />

was this one <strong>of</strong> clear pine. I <strong>do</strong>n't know where they managed <strong>to</strong> get it,<br />

whether from a place in By<strong>to</strong>pia or elsewhere... Anyway, it was pegged<br />

<strong>to</strong>gether carefully and trimmed with this <strong>be</strong>autiful run <strong>of</strong> redwood. The<br />

effect was somewhat ruined by the crude amounts <strong>of</strong> thick hemp rope that<br />

surrounded the affair. Surely, something was needed for the pall<strong>be</strong>arers <strong>to</strong><br />

hold on <strong>to</strong>, but <strong>to</strong> ruin the entire <strong>be</strong>auty <strong>of</strong> the c<strong>of</strong>fin with such badly<br />

woven-rope..." Hamrys shook his head.<br />

"I'm sure this is fascinating and all, but I just want a pillow..."<br />

By the time I looked <strong>be</strong>hind me for some support, I had <strong>not</strong>iced that both<br />

Morte and Annah had left. Only Dak'kon remained out <strong>of</strong> his s<strong>to</strong>ic sense <strong>of</strong><br />

duty, and Fall-From-Grace hid a smile <strong>be</strong>hind her hand. Only a Sensate could<br />

possibly find this amusing.<br />

Hamrys continued, "Then there's the matter <strong>of</strong> measurements. They can <strong>be</strong><br />

tricky, and I try and <strong>do</strong> it myself, since occasionally a client will neglect <strong>to</strong><br />

inform me as <strong>to</strong> the race <strong>of</strong> the deceased or forget something like the hip<br />

width... very important indeed. Also, if the client is still alive, I try and make<br />

precautions should the client 'fill out' <strong>be</strong>fore they die, you know?" He<br />

paused. "Then there's the construction itself..."<br />

"Hamrys..."<br />

"There's many different ways <strong>of</strong> attaching the sides and ends <strong>to</strong> the floor <strong>of</strong><br />

the c<strong>of</strong>fin, and <strong>to</strong> each other. Some use internal battens or corner-blocks,<br />

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