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A<strong>not</strong>her nod, "All right... I will <strong>not</strong> drop anything important in the maze.<br />

Anything else?"<br />

He paused <strong>to</strong> think a moment. "No, Direc<strong>to</strong>r."<br />

Fantastic.<br />

Upon entering the dungeon, I was greeted by a<strong>not</strong>her mechanical man with<br />

sickly yellow skin along one arm. Its armor was thicker, shoulders broader,<br />

and it s<strong>to</strong>od taller than the fodder that had <strong>be</strong>en thrown at me earlier.<br />

"Greetings."<br />

An exaggerated sneer spread across its animated face as it examined me.<br />

Finally it barked out a mo<strong>not</strong>one laugh. "Is this the <strong>be</strong>st they can send? Ha! I<br />

pity the fools."<br />

"What are you <strong>do</strong>ing?"<br />

"I am assuming an air <strong>of</strong> confidence and superiority in order <strong>to</strong> induce a<br />

feeling <strong>of</strong> incompetence in you. If successful, this will ensure my vic<strong>to</strong>ry in<br />

the battle that I will now initiate." It leapt <strong>to</strong> the attack.<br />

You know what I like most about demolishing these constructs?<br />

The complete and utter lack <strong>of</strong> guilt.<br />

This was the kind <strong>of</strong> jaunt I'd missed so much. The crack <strong>of</strong> my blade against<br />

vulnerable joints and weak mechanisms, the gush <strong>of</strong> oil until the hilt <strong>of</strong> my<br />

dagger grew slick and black. The stench <strong>of</strong> grease was cut by the sterile<br />

sharpness <strong>of</strong> ozone as magic missiles and bolts <strong>of</strong> anger seared the air. Ignus<br />

thrilled in the carnage, and with his aid oil seared and metal warped and<br />

twisted in<strong>to</strong> <strong>to</strong>rtured curves.<br />

So we upped the difficulty level <strong>to</strong> the last <strong>not</strong>ch.<br />

We backtracked our way through the maze and back <strong>to</strong> the engine room,<br />

and after a much more <strong>be</strong>arable, s<strong>of</strong>t chorus <strong>of</strong> clanking, rumbling, vibrating<br />

machinery, we returned <strong>to</strong> the newly-constructed battlefields.<br />

Suddenly these guys were much <strong>to</strong>ugher.<br />

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