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with plenty <strong>of</strong> wood screws <strong>to</strong> secure it in place. You can also <strong>do</strong> the fiend's<br />

<strong>to</strong>oth method, and just cut alternating <strong>to</strong>ngues and recesses all along the<br />

edges <strong>to</strong> <strong>be</strong> joined, so that they fit <strong>to</strong>gether, like a fiend's jaw. Requires a<br />

little more work and precision, but the result is neat and very strong." He<br />

paused <strong>to</strong> breathe once again.<br />

"Hamrys..."<br />

"Then there's the lid. The lid's gonna need a rim or lip all round its edge,<br />

made from a strip <strong>of</strong> wood pinned <strong>to</strong> the box or carved around the edge<br />

itself. Once you have some pilot holes drilled in<strong>to</strong> the main box, then drill in<br />

the screws in the <strong>to</strong>p <strong>of</strong> the lid may<strong>be</strong> half a handspan apart..."<br />

He wasn't going <strong>to</strong> s<strong>to</strong>p talking. The man would never s<strong>to</strong>p talking now that<br />

he was on a roll.<br />

I growled, "If you <strong>do</strong>n't shut up and give me a pillow I'm going <strong>to</strong> hit you...<br />

Hard."<br />

That finally got his attention. He frowned at me with a confused look on his<br />

face. "Par<strong>do</strong>n?"<br />

"I said, I need a c<strong>of</strong>fin pillow. That's all, just a pillow. Do you have any?"<br />

He looked relieved and smiled. "A pillow? Ah, I thought you might need the<br />

entire c<strong>of</strong>fin." He put his hand on his chin again. "I'm so sorry, but I'm out <strong>of</strong><br />

s<strong>to</strong>ck on pillows right now. I <strong>do</strong>n't know when I'll have them again, what<br />

with the warehouse <strong>be</strong>ing closed and all..."<br />

"I've dealt with the warehouse, I'll just go there and get a pillow."<br />

He smiled broadly. "Excellent. If you deal with the issue satisfac<strong>to</strong>rily you<br />

may have your pillow for free..." Hamrys <strong>be</strong>gan <strong>to</strong> get that lecture look on<br />

his face again, "That may <strong>not</strong> seem like sufficient payment, but let me tell<br />

you about the construction <strong>of</strong> those pillows..."<br />

"No thank you! I'll just get started on this right away. Farewell." I said<br />

quickly, and looked <strong>to</strong> Dimtree as Hamrys turned his blathering <strong>to</strong> the fellow<br />

full-force.<br />

Dimtree was tall, slender, with a glassy eyed expression. He seemed<br />

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