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From what I could see, it looked like she was digging teeth out <strong>of</strong> the<br />

corpse's mouth... with only her hands and fingernails. When that didn't<br />

work, she pulled out a splintered wooden chisel and a mallet and thwacked<br />

at the gums until the <strong>to</strong>oth snapped free, then put it in<strong>to</strong> a bag at her waist.<br />

"Uh... what are you <strong>do</strong>ing?"<br />

Marta leapt away from the corpse, startled, and gave a piercing shriek.<br />

"Aighh!" She caught her breath, then hissed angrily -- at the corpse on the<br />

table. "If dead you were <strong>not</strong>, ye mights have said somethin' earlier, false<br />

corpse, nasty corpse, yes! Haves you no shame?"<br />

Might as well have a little fun with the old bat. Looting a fallen body on the<br />

street was one thing, but ripping and cutting it apart for goods was a<strong>not</strong>her.<br />

Kicking my voice up an octave and <strong>to</strong>ssing in a ridiculous accent, I threw my<br />

voice, "You are the one who should <strong>be</strong> shamed. Knocking out my teeth like<br />

that... have you no respect for the dead?"<br />

"Hah!" Marta put her hands on her hips and puffed up indignantly. "Likes<br />

you cared for yer teeth! All rotted and scored and syrup brown -- wonder<br />

theys hadn't plopped out <strong>of</strong> your bone-box!" She scratched her head. "Isn't<br />

that right, Marta? Aye, all rot and gone they are..."<br />

Again I squeaked, "Ooooooh... you will <strong>be</strong> punished for your evil<br />

teeth-taking, Marta. I shall haunt you until the end <strong>of</strong> your days..." Next <strong>to</strong><br />

me, Morte was biting his <strong>to</strong>ngue and his chalk-white bone seemed a little<br />

paler at the effort <strong>to</strong> <strong>not</strong> burst out laughing.<br />

"Hah! Yous hear this, Marta? Do yous?" Marta's face scrunched up like a<br />

wrung rag. "I hears it, Marta! I hears it!" With a grunt, she started pounding<br />

the corpse with her fists, making meaty thwacks with every hit. "Haunt me,<br />

will you! Take this! And this!"<br />

"Ooooooh... s<strong>to</strong>p... s<strong>to</strong>p... I will haunt you no longer... forgive me..."<br />

"Dammable deaders..." Marta <strong>to</strong>ok a deep breath and let the chisel fall <strong>to</strong><br />

her side. "That's more likes it, eh, Marta? Yes, yes... corpse quiet... yes."<br />

I coughed, "I am the one who spoke, <strong>not</strong> the corpse."<br />

Marta squinted and turned. "Eh? How's you get over there so fastus?" She<br />

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