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Chapter 33<br />

"Hrghllll..."<br />

You know those mornings where you feel groggy and you simply <strong>do</strong>n't want<br />

<strong>to</strong> wake up? May<strong>be</strong> you've drooled in your sleep and your cheek is resting<br />

on a puddle <strong>of</strong> cold saliva pressed in<strong>to</strong> a ruined pillow. You happened <strong>to</strong><br />

sleep in a funny position so that one arm was pressed under your body and<br />

by the time your consciousness flickers in<strong>to</strong> <strong>be</strong>ing it's completely numb.<br />

May<strong>be</strong> you poke at that limp, motionless limb a couple <strong>of</strong> times thinking it<br />

<strong>be</strong>longed <strong>to</strong> someone else.<br />

Now imagine something like that except you're covered in blood, your arm<br />

was partly severed and is inches from recovery, and you're coughing up and<br />

covered with blood. Crap, I think I lost a nipple <strong>to</strong> those winged jaws.<br />

"Ugh..." I groaned, and flexed my fingers experimentally. There was no<br />

permanent damage, thankfully. That, and my head was still attached <strong>to</strong> my<br />

shoulders, so there's a<strong>not</strong>her plus.<br />

"Why <strong>do</strong> I feel like <strong>do</strong>g leavings?" I grumbled. How much damage did I have<br />

<strong>to</strong> recover from?<br />

"Eeeeh, Dak'kon insisted on carrying you on his back when we fled. Luckily<br />

the things seemed a lot more interested in picking over your immodestly<br />

clothed bits and we kinda used you as a human shield until we were safe."<br />

"Thanks," I grumbled. I meant it, grumpy as I was. The thought <strong>of</strong> <strong>be</strong>ing<br />

trapped forever in a cham<strong>be</strong>r <strong>of</strong> clacking jaws, flesh <strong>to</strong>rn apart and devoured<br />

by hungry teeth as quickly as it regenerated, was as close as I could get <strong>to</strong> a<br />

real nightmare. A scarred immortal would <strong>be</strong> an endless source <strong>of</strong> food.<br />

The signs lay littered on the loosely cobbled ground as we descended<br />

deeper in<strong>to</strong> the catacombs.<br />

Skele<strong>to</strong>ns and other corpses had <strong>be</strong>en draped with loose clothes after<br />

<strong>death</strong>. Some gripped crude weapons in their hands, others bore wounds<br />

that never clotted or healed. I knelt <strong>do</strong>wn cautiously, examining one body.<br />

The skele<strong>to</strong>n definitely bore marks and wounds taken as an undead<br />

creature.<br />

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