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Just For Laughs
Because why would you want to take life too seriously? No, seriously...
WHERE IS IT? Look for the funny gifts
in the window at 504 Washington.
WHY SHOULD I GO? You’ll leave
laughing. Or blushing. No in between.
They’re the final word in funny tee-shirt
wisdom. Like, “I tried to retire but now I
work for my wife” or “National Sarcasm
Society — Like we need your support.”
Sometimes people want to make a
statement. Socks are the answer. Got a
meeting you’re dreading? “This meeting
is bullshit” is a must. Wear them under
those Brooks Brothers suit pants and
quietly smile at the rebel in you. Going
to your bookclub? You’ll be a hit in the
“F**k off — I’m reading” socks.
Then there are the hot sauces:
Colon Cleaner and Anal Angst will add
that special something to your dinner
parties. Just make sure the guests clear
out before the digestive process begins.
Are your oven dishes too hot to
handle? Get a set of oven mitts that
make a statement. “I’ll feed all you
f***kers” or the more conservative “I’ve
got a knife” says it all.
For the trendy baby, why start life
with a boring onesie? Stake your claim
as a baby with a ‘tude. “His Majesty Has
Arrived” and “Her Majesty has Arrived”
sums up the Big Wait. Look for many
more to suit his or her little personality.
INSIDER TIP Life is short. When you
can laugh — do it.
HIGHLIGHTS
Blue Q
“Maybe You Touched Your
Genitals” hand sanitizer
and new this year:
“Vladimir Pootin’ Lavatory
Mist” for those delicate
moments.
Mega Poop
As seen on Channel Six
Action News when they
visited Just For Laughs
last summer. No true
trickster can be without
this classic gag gift.
Mega Whoopie Cushion
Yep, still funny after all
those years.
Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce
Professor Phardtpounder’s
special sauce is an
excellent creation of a
Caribbean mustard hot
sauce. Kiss colonoscopies
good-by. Guaranteed to
clean that colon.
Magnetic Poetry
Reinvigorate your barroom
banter when you
take a classic pickup like,
“Is there an airport nearby
or is that my heart taking
off?” and give it a new
twist like, “Can I buy you
an airport or do you just
want a drink?”
504 WASHINGTON STREET l CAPE MAY l 609-884-5466