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The Humourous Poetry of the English Language

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<strong>The</strong> steed, oppress'd, would break his<br />

To raise <strong>the</strong> lumber from <strong>the</strong> earth.<br />

But view him in ano<strong>the</strong>r scene,<br />

When all his drink is Hippocrene,<br />

His money spent, his patrons fail,<br />

His credit out for cheese and ale;<br />

His two-years' coat so smooth and<br />

Through every thread it lets in air<br />

With hungry meals his body pines<br />

His guts and belly full <strong>of</strong> wind;<br />

And like a jockey for a race,<br />

His flesh brought down to flying case:<br />

Now his exalted spirit loa<strong>the</strong>s<br />

Encumbrances <strong>of</strong> food and clo<strong>the</strong>s;<br />

And up he rises like a vapor,<br />

Supported high on wings <strong>of</strong> paper.<br />

He singing flies, and flying sings,<br />

While from below all Grub street rings.<br />

TWELVEARTICLES.<br />

DEAN SWIFT.<br />

I.<br />

Lest it may more quarrels breed,<br />

I will never hear you read,<br />

II.<br />

By disputing, I will never,<br />

To convince you once endeavor.<br />

III.<br />

When a paradox you stick to,<br />

I will never contradict you.<br />

IV.

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