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The Humourous Poetry of the English Language

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IRISH PARTICULAR.<br />

Shiel's oratory's like bottled Dublin stout--<br />

For, draw <strong>the</strong> cork, and only froth comes out.<br />

ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANOTHER<br />

A poor man went to hang himself,<br />

But treasure chanced to find:<br />

He pocketed <strong>the</strong> miser's pelf<br />

And left <strong>the</strong> rope behind.<br />

His money gone, <strong>the</strong> miser hung<br />

Himself in sheer despair:<br />

Thus each <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r's wants supplied,<br />

And that was surely fair.<br />

STICKY.<br />

I'm going to seal a letter, Dick,<br />

Some WAX pray give to me.<br />

I have not got a SINGLE STICK,<br />

Or WHACKS I'd give to <strong>the</strong>e.<br />

THE POET FOILED.<br />

To win <strong>the</strong> maid <strong>the</strong> poet tries,<br />

And sometimes writes to Julia's eye<br />

She likes a VERSE--but, cruel whim,<br />

She still appears A-VERSE to him.<br />

BLACK AND WHITE<br />

<strong>The</strong> Tories vow <strong>the</strong> Whigs are black as night,<br />

And boast that <strong>the</strong>y are only blessed with light.<br />

Peel's politics to both sides so incline,<br />

His may be called <strong>the</strong> EQUINOCTIAL LINE.

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