The Humourous Poetry of the English Language

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THE COUNTESS OF MANCHESTER.
Written on his admission to the Kit-Cat Club, in compliance with the
rule that every new member should name his toast, and write a verse in
her praise.
While haughty Gallia's dames, that spread
O'er their pale cheeks an artful red,
Beheld this beauteous stranger there,
In nature's charms divinely fair;
Confusion in their looks they showed,
And with unborrowed blushes glowed.
TO AN ILL-FAVORED LADY.
[IMITATED FROM MARTIAL.]
While in the dark on thy soft hand I hung,
And heard the tempting syren in thy tongue,
What flames, what darts, what anguish I endured!
But when the candle entered I was cured.
TO A CAPBICIOUS FEIEND.
[IMITATED FROM MARTIAL.]
In all thy humors, whether grave or mellow,
Thou 'rt such a touchy, testy, pleasant fellow;
Hast so much wit, and mirth, and spleen about thee,
There is no living with thee, nor without thee.
TO A ROGUE.
[IMITATED FROM MARTIAL.]
Thy beard and head are of a different dye:
Short of one foot, distorted in an eye:
With all these tokens of a knave complete,
Should'st thou be honest, thou 'rt a dev'lish cheat.