26.03.2013 Views

The Humourous Poetry of the English Language

The Humourous Poetry of the English Language

The Humourous Poetry of the English Language

SHOW MORE
SHOW LESS

You also want an ePaper? Increase the reach of your titles

YUMPU automatically turns print PDFs into web optimized ePapers that Google loves.

305<br />

None <strong>of</strong> that griffinish excess <strong>of</strong> zeal,<br />

Some travelers would blaze with here in France.<br />

Dolls I can see in Virgin-like array,<br />

Nor for a scuffle with <strong>the</strong> idols hanker<br />

Like crazy Quixotte at <strong>the</strong> puppet's play,<br />

If <strong>the</strong>ir "<strong>of</strong>fense be rank," should mine be RANCOR?<br />

Mild light, and by degrees, should be <strong>the</strong> plan<br />

To cure <strong>the</strong> dark and erring mind;<br />

But who would rush at a benighted man,<br />

And give him, two black eyes for being blind?<br />

Suppose <strong>the</strong> tender but luxuriant hop<br />

Around a cankered stem should twine,<br />

What Kentish boor would tear away <strong>the</strong> prop<br />

So roughly as to wound, nay, kill <strong>the</strong> bine?<br />

<strong>The</strong> images, 'tis true, are strangely dressed,<br />

With gauds and toys extremely out <strong>of</strong> season;<br />

<strong>The</strong> carving nothing <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> very best,<br />

<strong>The</strong> whole repugnant to <strong>the</strong> eye <strong>of</strong> Reason,<br />

Shocking to Taste, and to Fine Arts a treason--<br />

Yet ne'er o'erlook in bigotry <strong>of</strong> sect<br />

One truly CATHOLIC, one common form,<br />

At which unchecked<br />

All Christian hearts may kindle or keep warm.<br />

Say, was it to my spirit's gain or loss<br />

One bright and balmy morning, as I went<br />

From Liege's lovely environs to Ghent,<br />

If hard by <strong>the</strong> wayside I found a cross,<br />

That made me brea<strong>the</strong> a prayer upon <strong>the</strong> spot--<br />

While Nature <strong>of</strong> herself, as if to trace<br />

<strong>The</strong> emblem's use, had trailed around its base<br />

<strong>The</strong> blue significant Forget-Me-Not?<br />

Methought, <strong>the</strong> claims <strong>of</strong> Charity to urge<br />

More forcibly along with Faith and Hope,<br />

<strong>The</strong> pious choice had pitched upon <strong>the</strong> verge<br />

Of a delicious slope,<br />

Giving <strong>the</strong> eye much variegated scope!--<br />

"Look round," it whispered, "on that prospect rare,

Hooray! Your file is uploaded and ready to be published.

Saved successfully!

Ooh no, something went wrong!