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The Humourous Poetry of the English Language

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And Jaunting Cars from Cork here.<br />

Amazed I pass<br />

Prom glass to glass,<br />

Deloighted I survey 'em;<br />

Fresh wond<strong>the</strong>rs grows<br />

Beneath me nose<br />

In this sublime Musayum,<br />

Look, here's a fan<br />

From far Japan,<br />

A saber from Damasco;<br />

<strong>The</strong>re's shawls ye get<br />

From far Thibet,<br />

And cotton prints from Glasgow.<br />

<strong>The</strong>re's German flutes,<br />

Marcoky boots,<br />

And Naples Macaronies;<br />

Bohaymia<br />

Has sent Bohay,<br />

Polonia her polonies.<br />

<strong>The</strong>re's granite flints<br />

That's quite imminse,<br />

<strong>The</strong>re's sacks <strong>of</strong> coals and fuels,<br />

<strong>The</strong>re's swords and guns,<br />

And soap in tuns,<br />

And Ginger-bread and Jewels.<br />

<strong>The</strong>re's taypots <strong>the</strong>re,<br />

And cannons rare;<br />

<strong>The</strong>re's c<strong>of</strong>fins filled with roses.<br />

<strong>The</strong>re 'a canvas tints,<br />

Teeth instruments,<br />

And shuits <strong>of</strong> clo<strong>the</strong>s by Moses.<br />

<strong>The</strong>re's lashins more<br />

Of things in store,<br />

But thim I don't remimber;<br />

Nor could disclose

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