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The Humourous Poetry of the English Language

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He'll take my steed away, sir.<br />

Upon my finger I have a ring,<br />

Its made <strong>of</strong> finest gold-a,<br />

And, lady, it thy steed shall bring<br />

Out <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> pinner's fold-a.<br />

O go with me to my fa<strong>the</strong>r's hall;<br />

Fair chambers <strong>the</strong>re are three, sir:<br />

And you shall have <strong>the</strong> best <strong>of</strong> all,<br />

And I'll your chamberlaine bee, sir.<br />

He mounted himself on his steed so tall,<br />

And her on her dapple gray, sir:<br />

And <strong>the</strong>re <strong>the</strong>y rode to her fa<strong>the</strong>r's hall,<br />

Fast pricking along <strong>the</strong> way, sir.<br />

To her fa<strong>the</strong>r's hall <strong>the</strong>y arrived strait;<br />

'Twas moated round about-a;<br />

She slipped herself within <strong>the</strong> gate,<br />

And lockt <strong>the</strong> knight without-a.<br />

Here is a silver penny to spend,<br />

And take it for your pain, sir;<br />

And two <strong>of</strong> my fa<strong>the</strong>r's men I'll send<br />

To wait on you back again, sir.<br />

He from his scabbard drew his brand,<br />

And wiped it upon his sleeve-a!<br />

And cursed, he said, be every man,<br />

That will a maid believe-a!<br />

She drew a bodkin from her haire,<br />

And wip'd it upon her gown-a;<br />

And curs'd be every maiden faire,<br />

That will with men lye down-a!<br />

A herb <strong>the</strong>re is, that lowly grows,<br />

And some do call it rue, sir:<br />

<strong>The</strong> smallest dunghill cock that<br />

Would make a capon <strong>of</strong> you, sir.

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