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The Humourous Poetry of the English Language

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Mutton chops, and onion slice,<br />

Let <strong>the</strong> water cover,<br />

With potatoes, fresh and nice;<br />

Boil, but not quite over,<br />

Irish stew, Irish stew!<br />

Ne'er from <strong>the</strong>e, my taste will stray.<br />

I could eat<br />

Such a treat<br />

Nearly every day.<br />

La, la, la, la!<br />

BARLEY BROTH.<br />

Air--"<strong>The</strong> King, God bless him!"<br />

A basin <strong>of</strong> Barley Broth make, make for me;<br />

Give those who prefer it, <strong>the</strong> plain:<br />

No matter <strong>the</strong> broth, so <strong>of</strong> barley it be,<br />

If we ne'er taste a basin again.<br />

For, oh I when three pounds <strong>of</strong> good mutton you buy,<br />

And <strong>of</strong> most <strong>of</strong> its fat dispossess it,<br />

In a stewpan uncover'd, at first, let it lie;<br />

<strong>The</strong>n in water proceed to dress it.<br />

Hurrah! hurrah! hurrah!<br />

In a stewpan uncover'd, at first, let it lie;<br />

<strong>The</strong>n in water proceed to dress it.<br />

What a teacup will hold--you should first have been told--<br />

Of barley you gently should boil;<br />

<strong>The</strong> pearl-barley choose--'tis <strong>the</strong> nicest that's sold--<br />

All o<strong>the</strong>rs <strong>the</strong> mixture might spoil.<br />

Of carrots and turnips, small onions, green peas<br />

(If <strong>the</strong> price <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> last don't distress one),<br />

Mix plenty; and boil altoge<strong>the</strong>r with <strong>the</strong>se<br />

Your basin <strong>of</strong> Broth when you dress one.<br />

Hurrah! hurrah! hurrah!<br />

Two hours toge<strong>the</strong>r <strong>the</strong> articles boil;<br />

<strong>The</strong>re's your basin <strong>of</strong> Broth, if you'd dress one.<br />

CALF'S HEART.

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