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The Humourous Poetry of the English Language

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523<br />

Dost thou remember, when with stately prance,<br />

Our heads went crosswise in <strong>the</strong> country dance;<br />

How s<strong>of</strong>t, warm fingers, tipp'd like buds <strong>of</strong> balm,<br />

Trembled within <strong>the</strong> squeezing <strong>of</strong> thy palm;<br />

And how a cheek grew flush'd and peachy-wise<br />

At <strong>the</strong> frank lifting <strong>of</strong> thy cordial eyes?<br />

Ah, me! that night <strong>the</strong>re was one gentle thing,<br />

Who like a dove, with its scarce-fea<strong>the</strong>r'd wing,<br />

Flutter'd at <strong>the</strong> approach <strong>of</strong> thy quaint swaggering!<br />

<strong>The</strong>re's wont to be, at conscious times like <strong>the</strong>se,<br />

An affectation <strong>of</strong> a bright-eyed ease--<br />

A crispy-cheekiness, if so I dare<br />

Describe <strong>the</strong> swaling <strong>of</strong> a jaunty air;<br />

And thus, when swirling from <strong>the</strong> waltz's wheel,<br />

You craved my hand to grace <strong>the</strong> next quadrille.<br />

That smiling voice, although it made me start,<br />

Boil'd in <strong>the</strong> meek o'erlifting <strong>of</strong> my heart;<br />

And, picking at my flowers, I said with free<br />

And usual tone, "Oh yes, sir, certainly!"<br />

Like one that swoons, 'twixt sweet amaze and fear,<br />

I heard <strong>the</strong> music burning in my ear,<br />

And felt I cared not, so thou wert with me,<br />

If Gurth or Wamba were our vis-a-vis.<br />

So, when a tall Knight Templar ringing came,<br />

And took his place against us with his dame,<br />

I nei<strong>the</strong>r turned away, nor bashful shrunk<br />

From <strong>the</strong> stern survey <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> soldier-monk,<br />

Though ra<strong>the</strong>r more than full three-quarters drunk;<br />

But threading through <strong>the</strong> figure, first in rule,<br />

I paused to see <strong>the</strong>e plunge into La Poule.<br />

Ah, what a sight was that? Not prurient Mars,<br />

Pointing his toe through ten celestial bars--<br />

Not young Apollo, beamily array'd<br />

In tripsome guise for Juno's masquerade--<br />

Not smartest Hermes, with his pinion girth,<br />

Jerking with freaks and snatches down to earth,<br />

Look'd half so bold, so beautiful and strong,<br />

As thou when pranking thro' <strong>the</strong> glittering throng!<br />

How <strong>the</strong> calm'd ladies looked with eyes <strong>of</strong> love<br />

On thy trim velvet doublet laced above;

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