26.03.2013 Views

The Humourous Poetry of the English Language

The Humourous Poetry of the English Language

The Humourous Poetry of the English Language

SHOW MORE
SHOW LESS

Create successful ePaper yourself

Turn your PDF publications into a flip-book with our unique Google optimized e-Paper software.

548<br />

<strong>The</strong> evening has <strong>the</strong> day belied;<br />

And Phillis is some forty-three.<br />

TO THE DUKE DE NOALLES.<br />

Vain <strong>the</strong> concern which you express,<br />

That uncall'd Alard will possess<br />

Your house and coach, both day and night,<br />

And that Macbeth was haunted less<br />

By Banquo's restless sprite.<br />

With fifteen thousand pounds a-year,<br />

Do you complain, you can not bear<br />

An ill, you may so soon retrieve?<br />

Good Alard, faith, is modester<br />

By much, than you believe.<br />

Lend him but fifty louis-d'or;<br />

And you shall never see him more:<br />

Take <strong>the</strong> advice; probatum est.<br />

Why do <strong>the</strong> gods indulge our store,<br />

But to secure our rest?<br />

ON BISHOP ATTERBURY.<br />

Meek Francis lies here, friend: without stop or stay,<br />

As you value your peace, make <strong>the</strong> best <strong>of</strong> your way.<br />

Though at present arrested by death's caitiff paw,<br />

If he stirs, he may still have recourse to <strong>the</strong> law.<br />

And in <strong>the</strong> King's Bench should a verdict be found,<br />

That by livery and seisin his grave is his ground,<br />

He will claim to himself what is strictly his due,<br />

And an action <strong>of</strong> trespass will straightway ensue,<br />

That you without right on his premises tread,<br />

On a simple surmise that <strong>the</strong> owner is dead.<br />

FORMA BONUM FRAGILE.

Hooray! Your file is uploaded and ready to be published.

Saved successfully!

Ooh no, something went wrong!