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128 Smoke <strong>an</strong>d Mirrors<br />
"No, actually it isn't a real customer; I'm just showing how the system will<br />
work."<br />
He blinked in surprise.<br />
"… so now I <strong>an</strong>swer the call, <strong>an</strong>d look, we've already recognised the CLI <strong>of</strong><br />
the caller <strong>an</strong>d got all his b<strong>an</strong>king details <strong>an</strong>d we've even taken a guess at what<br />
he's likely to w<strong>an</strong>t, based on his previous phone calls."<br />
The screen showed <strong>an</strong> impressive form filled with lists, grids, images, <strong>an</strong>d<br />
directories. Oh God, how I love designing these demonstration systems.<br />
They goggled in wonder. "I knew it really was a customer!"<br />
I ignored him.<br />
"… <strong>an</strong>d now we find out what the customer w<strong>an</strong>ts. If we're stuck for words,<br />
a prompts appears on screen …" They stared, as if hypnotised. They read the<br />
prompt, their lips moving slowly. They were hooked.<br />
I blossom in front <strong>of</strong> <strong>an</strong> appreciative audience. I went through the carefully<br />
scripted presentation. The 'Smoke <strong>an</strong>d Mirrors' demonstration had enough<br />
functionality to take one through a couple <strong>of</strong> typical scenarios. As I navigated<br />
through the b<strong>an</strong>king procedures, the directors occasionally whistled in<br />
appreciation. I warmed to the task, like Widow Tw<strong>an</strong>kie before a lively matinee<br />
audience.<br />
At the end, I paused for questions. The minders looked glum, since they felt<br />
that their charges had somehow slipped the leash. The directors twittered<br />
amongst themselves like excited schoolchildren on <strong>an</strong> outing. "Young m<strong>an</strong>,"<br />
said one <strong>of</strong> them import<strong>an</strong>tly. "I'll be fr<strong>an</strong>k; we like what you've done. No one<br />
c<strong>an</strong> accuse us <strong>of</strong> being indecisive. We'll take it as it is. No point in shillyshallying<br />
around. I'm a plain m<strong>an</strong> <strong>an</strong>d speak as I find."<br />
"Excuse me," I said, suddenly p<strong>an</strong>icked "It isn't a completed system, just a<br />
demonstration <strong>of</strong> what the system will look like!"<br />
"Aye, you'll need to take them bugbears out lad." Said one proudly, airing<br />
his <strong>IT</strong> knowledge; all his <strong>IT</strong> knowledge.<br />
"We'll also have to write it. What you saw was just a simulation <strong>of</strong> the<br />
pl<strong>an</strong>ned application. There are months <strong>of</strong> work ahead."<br />
They smiled like children being shown a card-trick. "That's as maybe" one<br />
said, winking, "<strong>an</strong>d you'll no doubt be charging for consult<strong>an</strong>cy too!" He<br />
nodded knowingly at his fellow directors.<br />
These guys could have done the voice-overs for a Wallace <strong>an</strong>d Grommit<br />
film.