19.09.2015 Views

Confessions of an IT Manager_Phil Factor

  • No tags were found...

Create successful ePaper yourself

Turn your PDF publications into a flip-book with our unique Google optimized e-Paper software.

Section II: The Str<strong>an</strong>ge Business <strong>of</strong> S<strong>of</strong>tware 73<br />

And then there is the awful moment when it dawns on <strong>an</strong> over-extended<br />

small comp<strong>an</strong>y that a synergistic relationship was never on the cards. The large<br />

comp<strong>an</strong>y has beguiled them into doing a free business <strong>an</strong>alysis, received a great<br />

deal <strong>of</strong> specialised information, <strong>an</strong>d will <strong>of</strong>ten have got them to write all the<br />

documentation for them.<br />

"A loaf <strong>of</strong> bread," the Walrus said,<br />

"Is what we chiefly need:<br />

Pepper <strong>an</strong>d vinegar besides<br />

Are very good indeed--<br />

Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,<br />

We c<strong>an</strong> begin to feed."<br />

"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,<br />

Turning a little blue.<br />

"After such kindness, that would be<br />

A dismal thing to do!"<br />

"The night is fine," the Walrus said.<br />

"Do you admire the view?"<br />

Eventually, the b<strong>an</strong>ks who have lo<strong>an</strong>ed the money to the small comp<strong>an</strong>y<br />

realise that a deal isn't on the cards <strong>an</strong>d call in the lo<strong>an</strong>. The comp<strong>an</strong>y will have<br />

put so much energy into the deal that it will make them very vulnerable. Even if<br />

the deal goes through, the Oyster suddenly realises the d<strong>an</strong>gers <strong>of</strong> shedding all<br />

those fixed assets that have been put in place purely for the project, if the deal<br />

is terminated or renegotiated.<br />

"I weep for you," the Walrus said:<br />

"I deeply sympathize."<br />

With sobs <strong>an</strong>d tears he sorted out<br />

Those <strong>of</strong> the largest size,<br />

Holding his pocket-h<strong>an</strong>dkerchief<br />

Before his streaming eyes.<br />

"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,<br />

"You've had a pleas<strong>an</strong>t run!<br />

Shall we be trotting home again?"<br />

But <strong>an</strong>swer came there none--<br />

And this was scarcely odd, because<br />

They'd eaten every one.

Hooray! Your file is uploaded and ready to be published.

Saved successfully!

Ooh no, something went wrong!