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196 Brown Shoes Don't Make It<br />
in this enterprise'. I imagined the three interviewers shaking their heads in<br />
disbelief whilst debriefing themselves over a soothing cup <strong>of</strong> c<strong>of</strong>fee.<br />
I cursed my naivety in assuming that my technical abilities would take<br />
precedence over my fashion sense. I must have looked even more dejected th<strong>an</strong><br />
I felt, because she suddenly stopped in mid-flow <strong>an</strong>d promised to buy me a nice<br />
pair <strong>of</strong> regulation pattern black shoes, perfect for <strong>IT</strong> work in a b<strong>an</strong>k. This she<br />
then did, explaining that she was only temporarily working as <strong>an</strong> agent <strong>an</strong>d<br />
hadn't yet been infected with that callous indifference to their job c<strong>an</strong>didates<br />
that is so prevalent in the pr<strong>of</strong>ession.<br />
I have to say that it worked like a charm: within days I was 'aceing' job<br />
interviews, knocking 'em dead. Occasionally, I would deliberately cross my<br />
legs just so they could admire how closely my footwear conformed to the<br />
sartorial st<strong>an</strong>dard. 'Hmm - footwear good, must be sound' I could almost hear<br />
them think. I still have the original pair as a sentimental souvenir <strong>an</strong>d, when<br />
shoe shopping, I always take them with me <strong>an</strong>d insist that the new pair are<br />
exactly like them.<br />
In the city, there is much discussion about the type <strong>of</strong> shirt to wear at<br />
interview. I always advise white; you c<strong>an</strong>'t really go wrong. However, there is<br />
some debate over the matter because the liberal wing, rather recklessly in my<br />
opinion, will suggest that <strong>an</strong>y shirt with sober vertical stripes will do. The suit,<br />
it goes without saying, should be charcoal grey, though you c<strong>an</strong> try pinstriped<br />
for interviews for jobs <strong>of</strong> senior grade.<br />
All this knowledge <strong>an</strong>d expertise is nugatory when interviewing for Linux<br />
jobs. It is part <strong>of</strong> the exaggerated informality <strong>of</strong> org<strong>an</strong>izations that operate a<br />
Linux policy that ties are symbols <strong>of</strong> the beast, <strong>an</strong>d suits are the uniforms <strong>of</strong> the<br />
army <strong>of</strong> Baal. I once had the misfortune to turn up to <strong>an</strong> interview for a<br />
PostgresSQL job in such <strong>an</strong> org<strong>an</strong>ization, having come directly from <strong>an</strong><br />
interview for a b<strong>an</strong>king job. I was greeted by a Java programmer dressed in a<br />
full-length black cloak like a high-church rector, though the black skulls <strong>an</strong>d<br />
deaths-head chain rather spoilt the effect, <strong>an</strong>d I'm not sure if the church is<br />
supportive <strong>of</strong> plaitted hair in male priests (I later learned that he was a "Goth").<br />
He was very charming, but I saw him gl<strong>an</strong>ce nervously at my black shoes.<br />
I surreptitiously took my tie <strong>of</strong>f <strong>an</strong>d slung the jacket over my shoulder. My<br />
interviewer <strong>an</strong>d I stared at each other as a lobster <strong>an</strong>d a squid might do, <strong>an</strong>d<br />
decided inst<strong>an</strong>tly to keep the conversation on the common ground <strong>of</strong> creating<br />
distributed applications in J2EE. I suspect he had half his mind on the pleasures<br />
<strong>of</strong> chasing squealing elves through woodl<strong>an</strong>d at weekends, <strong>an</strong>d he probably<br />
thought I was dreaming <strong>of</strong> blasting grouse out <strong>of</strong> the sky whilst sneering at the<br />
beaters. We cast our cultural differences to one side <strong>an</strong>d basked in the shared<br />
excitement <strong>of</strong> nailing squealing EJBs <strong>an</strong>d 'stateful session be<strong>an</strong>s' as they r<strong>an</strong> for