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178 Bogus resumes <strong>an</strong>d unblushing lies: navigating the database hiring waters<br />
employers. I was intrigued enough to interview the m<strong>an</strong>, at which time it was<br />
immediately apparent that his resume was a complete fabrication. He wasn't old<br />
enough to have attained his alleged qualifications, let alone his work<br />
experience. His ignor<strong>an</strong>ce <strong>of</strong> the elementary principles <strong>of</strong> database theory was<br />
startling as well.<br />
Questions from a wily nincompoop<br />
After countless experiences like this, I determined that the way to weed out<br />
the poor c<strong>an</strong>didates was to ask some searching technical questions. I have lost<br />
count <strong>of</strong> the times I have suffered these myself, <strong>an</strong>d I know only too well that<br />
one's brain c<strong>an</strong> be reduced to jelly when having to remember a few facts that<br />
are so familiar that, outside <strong>of</strong> <strong>an</strong> interview setting, they are like remembering<br />
the names <strong>of</strong> one's parents.<br />
It's monstrous to confront someone with <strong>an</strong> examination without warning,<br />
like some hum<strong>an</strong> resource departments did in the 1990s with their intelligence<br />
<strong>an</strong>d personality tests. I always warn c<strong>an</strong>didates, via their agents, that they may<br />
be asked a few relev<strong>an</strong>t technical questions, but that these would not take too<br />
long.<br />
When conducting <strong>an</strong> interview, I generally adopt the persona <strong>of</strong> a kindly,<br />
middle-aged nincompoop. I gaze at the c<strong>an</strong>didate with the bonhomie one<br />
imagines S<strong>an</strong>ta would adopt. Other employers adopt a sullen approach, but I try<br />
not to upset the c<strong>an</strong>didate just in case he subsequently lies himself into a job<br />
from which he might one day interview me. It has happened. The following<br />
approach never seems to have caused resentment in a c<strong>an</strong>didate.<br />
The first part <strong>of</strong> the interview consists <strong>of</strong> a rather optimistic account <strong>of</strong> the<br />
comp<strong>an</strong>y <strong>an</strong>d the pleasure one would derive from working for it. After this<br />
s<strong>of</strong>tening-up exercise, I gaze at the c<strong>an</strong>didate benignly <strong>an</strong>d ask how he would<br />
rate his SQL Server skills. If I have done the first part <strong>of</strong> the interview<br />
correctly, he will tell me his skills are superb.<br />
"Oh, good, so you wouldn't mind <strong>an</strong>swering a few simple questions about<br />
SQL Server?" I ask, with a kindly, paternalistic smile. "Nothing particularly<br />
technical, you underst<strong>an</strong>d, but I would like to see how you would approach a<br />
simple problem in <strong>an</strong>y <strong>of</strong> the major SQL databases."<br />
"Of course I wouldn't," the c<strong>an</strong>didate inevitably replies, in <strong>an</strong>ticipation <strong>of</strong><br />
being tickled with a feather duster.<br />
The metaphorical baseball bat that I then use consists <strong>of</strong> a number <strong>of</strong> simple<br />
questions that <strong>an</strong>yone who had done serious work in SQL Server would easily<br />
tackle but which immediately seem to sort the wheat from the chaff.. In no