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14 Training Your <strong>IT</strong> M<strong>an</strong>ager<br />
via curt emails. The visits to the pub, <strong>an</strong>d gaiety in general, were curtailed <strong>an</strong>d<br />
the Comms group went very quiet; studious even. Puzzlingly, however, the<br />
team seemed unperturbed <strong>an</strong>d the expected uprising failed to materialize. They<br />
were <strong>of</strong>ten seen to confer quietly amongst themselves, as if pl<strong>an</strong>ning<br />
something.<br />
After a few weeks, the more observ<strong>an</strong>t among us detected that something<br />
was different. We noticed <strong>an</strong> increase in the frequency <strong>of</strong> conferences between<br />
m<strong>an</strong>ager <strong>an</strong>d team. Soon, in his journeys about the <strong>of</strong>fice, the m<strong>an</strong>ager started<br />
to adopt a str<strong>an</strong>ge, clearly unpractised, facial gesture that was like the grimace<br />
<strong>of</strong> a sallow Tr<strong>an</strong>sylv<strong>an</strong>i<strong>an</strong> aristocrat. After a few more attempts, however, his<br />
facial muscles settled into these previously unfamiliar duties, <strong>an</strong>d the grimace<br />
tr<strong>an</strong>sformed into a sincere <strong>an</strong>d rather fetching smile. We were stunned. One or<br />
two members <strong>of</strong> his previous team visited on a pretext, just to gawp.<br />
After about a month we were startled by the once-familiar cry <strong>of</strong> "Right<br />
lads, it's Friday lunchtime, what the hell are we doing here?" And <strong>of</strong>f they went<br />
to the pub, laughing <strong>an</strong>d joking, <strong>an</strong>d watched by a sea <strong>of</strong> astonished heads<br />
furtively peering over the tops <strong>of</strong> cubicles.<br />
In the weeks that followed, peals <strong>of</strong> laughter em<strong>an</strong>ated once more from the<br />
Comms area, <strong>an</strong>d good-natured jokes flew around the group. It was<br />
extraordinary. It was like being in S<strong>an</strong>ta's grotto. The group worked hard, like<br />
gnomes, <strong>of</strong>ten into unpaid overtime if a job required it, but seemed to know<br />
how to make the most <strong>of</strong> life, even whistling as they worked. In <strong>an</strong>d around<br />
them was their new beaming, genial m<strong>an</strong>ager.<br />
A short while later, the m<strong>an</strong>ager took the whole team out for <strong>an</strong> evening<br />
meal, as a special th<strong>an</strong>k-you for finishing ahead <strong>of</strong> schedule a tricky networkreplacement<br />
project. At this point, curiosity got the better <strong>of</strong> me <strong>an</strong>d I<br />
approached one <strong>of</strong> the Comms team members. He was a veter<strong>an</strong> who had<br />
chosen a 'technical' career path, which me<strong>an</strong>t that he always reported to<br />
m<strong>an</strong>agers with less knowledge <strong>an</strong>d experience th<strong>an</strong> himself.<br />
"Come on, this didn't happen by accident" I said, "How did you do it? Did<br />
you dope him or something?"<br />
"I'd love to tell you all, but my throat goes dry when I have to talk."<br />
I took the hint <strong>an</strong>d <strong>of</strong>f we went to try out the guest bitter in the local pub. I<br />
lined up a few glasses along the table <strong>an</strong>d, as we sipped on the amber nectar, he<br />
explained as follows.<br />
"M<strong>an</strong>agers have to be trained to your ways. They always arrive in a state<br />
that makes you whistle to yourself <strong>an</strong>d wonder who'd had charge <strong>of</strong> them<br />
before you. It is very similar to the training <strong>of</strong> a puppy. At the start, there is a