Confessions of an IT Manager_Phil Factor

Section V: What If …?
Most of Phil's writing is concerned with slightly oddball tales of the
victories, defeats and absurdities of a life in IT. All of the stories up to this
point in the book are true. Names have been changed to protect the guilty, some
artistic license is taken with character descriptions, but all of the events
described actually happened.
However, when the mood has taken him, he has attempted a few pieces that
are more whimsical in nature. Pieces that still hold recognizable truths about
the actions and behaviour of certain IT types, but transposed into more fanciful
circumstances.
The inspiration for these can be something trivial, such as a certain song on
the radio, but getting them down is anything but. Since they are 'pretty much
written in blood' they are in scanter supply, and are well worth your attention.
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