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Section IV: Hiring, Firing and other acts of Villainy 197 cover, chuckling over 'thrash-tuning antipatterns' and other oxymoronic neologisms. This time I got the job, despite my sartorial faux-pas. Maybe the open source world is just more forgiving than the Microsoft one or maybe, despite himself, the interviewer just couldn't help wondering wistfully where I'd gotten those splendid shoes.
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iv Clinging to the Flotsam. A Survi
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Introduction During my career as an
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10 Training Your IT Manager The DBA
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12 Training Your IT Manager Section
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14 Training Your IT Manager via cur
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16 Training Your IT Manager it. Per
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18 Training Your IT Manager Of cour
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20 The Septic Tank Miscellaneous el
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The Yancey Men First published 03 O
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Section I: On Learning to Love your
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Bunnikins! First published 24 Augus
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36 Betting on Promotion At one stag
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38 Betting on Promotion could at le
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40 How to Prevent Initiatives that
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42 How to Prevent Initiatives Guys,
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Irregular verbs for IT managers Fir
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Phrases with which to discourage id
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52 Initiating a project with a Stra
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Looking Busy First published 23 Nov
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60 Doing things - The Manual Do som
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62 The Incident of 'The Two Johns'
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Section II: The Strange Business of
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66 Going It Alone I had it working,
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80 A Chilling Prophecy Some time ag
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82 Talking Technical explaining tha
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The Diary of a Microsoft Marketing
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Microsoft Boy announces his School
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92 The March of Technology "Just be
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94 The March of Technology got the
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Clinging to the Flotsam. A Survivor
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Section III: Software Projects: the
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110 Confessions of an IT Strategist
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112 Confessions of an IT Strategist
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114 The Technically Minded Subclass
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The Data Dialog First Published 30
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132 The Acronym Playpen Basic. I ch
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Page 147 and 148: 146 The Sticking Page-Down-Key Inci
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256 I could do it in my Sleep avera
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The Pub Lunch and Programming First
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Cha: Tea-drinking for IT Developers
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270 Survival Tips for PowerPoint Bo
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272 Survival Tips for PowerPoint Bo
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280 Why do we call them 'Bugs'? sof
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282 The Ballad of the Tuple Relatio
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284 Common Law, and the Need for Re
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Phil Factor on the Law First Publis
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Santa's SLA First published 05 Dece
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296 Tomorrow will be our Dancing Da
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298 Tomorrow will be our Dancing Da
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The Data Center that Exploded: A Ha
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