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BATTLEFIELD BLUES
WAR AS ONE BIG JOKE
GEN. BUZZ MOSELEY of Texas, commander
of coalition air forces, on retired military
critics of ‘the plan,’ "None of them had seen
it, he said, or digested all the considerations
that went into its choreography. Their
criticism was like "listening to a cow pee on
a flat rock."
LAURA INGRAM (on Imus): "Hans Blix
couldn't find a stretch-mark on Rosie
O'Donnell."
JAY LENO: "War continues in Iraq. They're
calling it Operation Iraqi Freedom. They
were going to call it Operation Iraqi
Liberation until they realized that spells
'OIL.'"
JON STEWART (Comedy Channel)
"Yesterday, the president met with a group
he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as
the rest of the world calls them, Britain and
Spain."
CRAIG KILBORN: "President Bush spent last
141
night calling world leaders to support the
war with Iraq – it is sad when the most
powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know
you're there, pick up, pick up.'"
JAY LENO: “President Bush spent the day
calling names he couldn't pronounce in
countries he never knew existed."
DAVID LETTERMAN: "President Bush has
said that he does not need approval from
the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well,
hell, he didn't need the approval of the
American voters to become president,
either."
JAY LENO: "In a speech earlier today
President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of
Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi
people with food, medicine, supplies,
housing, and education, anything that's
needed. Isn't that amazing? He finally
comes up with a domestic agenda and it's
for Iraq. Maybe we could bring that here if it
works out." ●