Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
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He launched himself at me, screaming and drooling insanely, his probably very sharp<br />
cleaver raised for the killing blow.<br />
Then Lieutenant Jackie Daniels shot him in the head.<br />
Chapter 14<br />
“You’re an idiot, McGlade,” Jackie said, using the cleaver to cut away the ropes.<br />
Carl was dead on the floor. He was finally with his wife. Because she was dead on the floor<br />
too. Jack had made me sit there until the Crime Scene Unit arrived, taking pictures and gathering<br />
evidence. They cut the bodies down before they freed me.<br />
“So how did you know I was here?” I asked.<br />
Jack wore a short skirt and heels that probably cost a fortune but still looked kind of slutty,<br />
just how I liked them.<br />
“Norma Cauldridge,” she said.<br />
“Who?”<br />
“George Cauldridge’s wife.”<br />
“Who?”<br />
“She called me, wanted me to arrest you for trying to poison her. I asked where you were,<br />
and she said probably here. After we nabbed those necrophiliacs at the cemetery last night, I<br />
needed to find you anyway to get your statement. Lucky I heard your girlish screams which gave<br />
me probable cause to bust in here without a warrant.”<br />
I wasn’t listening, because it sounded like a boring infodump.<br />
“Can I give you my statement tomorrow?” I asked. “I gotta take a monster dump. I had some<br />
hot dogs earlier that are going to look better coming out than going in.”<br />
Jackie leaned in close. I braced myself for the kiss. It didn’t come.<br />
“Did you give Norma a bottle full of your urine and tell her it was apple juice?”<br />
“Maybe. Did she drink any?”<br />
“She said the second glass went down rough. She’s going to sue you, McGlade.”<br />
“She can take a number. Seriously. I’ve got one of those number things. I swiped it from the<br />
deli.” I grinned. “You can come over later, and watch me cut the cheese. You know you want<br />
to.”<br />
“I’d rather gouge out my own eyes with forks.”<br />
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