Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
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The man aimed his penlight back at the corpse's neck. "Looks like the work of Pires." He<br />
smirked. "Sucks to be him."<br />
My "complete asshole" assessment remained unchanged. "Oh, that was clever."<br />
"Well, somebody had to make the first 'sucks' joke, and you don't look smart enough to have<br />
thought of it yourself. The next time you see a vampire-ravaged body with a hollowed-out throat<br />
you can use it. But I want royalties."<br />
I extricated myself from the corpse and wiped off my hands on my pants. The body<br />
belonged to a young guy with Kurt Cobain greasy blond hair. A pentagram had been carved into<br />
his bare chest.<br />
"Are you sure your Pires did this?"<br />
He crouched down next to the corpse, keeping the gun on me. "Looks like it. There's not<br />
much blood left."<br />
"Maybe it was oversized mosquitoes. Or maybe Red Cross representatives gone wild."<br />
He glanced at me, not looking happy. "Remember that I got the gun, sofa-boy. I'm the one<br />
who gets to make the snide comments."<br />
I sighed and took a quick peek at the still-open doorway. Maybe if I got him talking I'd have<br />
a chance to run for it.<br />
"Is that who you were supposed to kidnap?" I asked.<br />
"It’s not a kidnapping; it’s a rescue."<br />
"Is that who you’re supposed to rescue against their will?"<br />
"You're a smart-ass," the man noted. "I can relate to that. What's your name?"<br />
"Andrew Mayhem."<br />
"What's your real name?"<br />
"Andrew Mayhem."<br />
"Pretty stupid name."<br />
"And you are...?"<br />
"Harry McGlade."<br />
I quickly tried to think up a hilarious comment (preferably something obscene) that rhymed<br />
with "McGlade," but nothing came to mind. And then I decided it wasn't a good idea to be<br />
making fun of his name, considering that I was still the one being held at gunpoint. And then I<br />
decided I should really be more mature than that anyway, given the circumstances.<br />
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