Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
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“Simple. You said yourself that he was always one of your closest competitors, up until his<br />
dog died earlier this year.”<br />
“But what about Ms. Cummings? I talked to her on the phone. I even dropped the dog off at<br />
her house, and she took him from me. Wasn’t she involved somehow?”<br />
“The phone was easy— Ms. Cummings has a voice like a chainsaw. With practice, anyone<br />
can imitate a smoker’s croak. But Glen really got clever for the meeting. He picked a time when<br />
Ms. Cummings was out of town, and then he spent a good hour or two with Max Factor.”<br />
“Excuse me?”<br />
“Cosmetics. As you recall, Abigail Cummings wore enough make-up to cause backproblems.<br />
Who could tell what she looked like under all that gunk? Glen just slopped on enough<br />
to look like a circus clown, and then he impersonated her.”<br />
Thorpe shook his head, clucking his tongue.<br />
“So it wasn’t actually Abigail. It was Glen all along. Such a nice guy, too.”<br />
“It’s the nice ones you have to watch.”<br />
“So, now what? Should I call the police?”<br />
“No need. Glen won’t be bothering you, or any dog owner, ever again.”<br />
I gave him the quick version of the backyard scene.<br />
“He deserves it, taking Marcus from me. But now I have you back, don’t I, boy?”<br />
There was more wrestling, and once, he actually kissed Marcus on the mouth.<br />
“Kind of unsanitary, isn’t it?”<br />
“Are you kidding? A dog’s saliva is full of antiseptic properties.”<br />
“I was speaking for Marcus.”<br />
Thorpe laughed. “Friendship transcends species, Mr. McGlade. Speaking of which, where’s<br />
that Collie/Shepherd mix that Abigail gave you?”<br />
“At the apartment.”<br />
“See? You’ve made a new friend, yourself.”<br />
“Nope. I’ve got a six o’clock appointment at the animal shelter. I’m getting him gassed.”<br />
Thorpe shot me a surprised look.<br />
“Mr. McGlade! After this whole ordeal, don’t you see what amazing companions canines<br />
are? A dog can enrich your life! All you have to do is give him a chance.”<br />
I mulled it over. How bad could it be, having a friend who never borrowed money, stole<br />
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