Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
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giggled with her. I, myself, did not giggle.<br />
I decided that the risk of shattering eighty-three bones was probably worth it.<br />
Another shotgun blast. Much closer than the others.<br />
The door flew open and I got a refreshing glimpse of light as Harry burst into the Pit. He<br />
slammed the door behind him, casting us back into darkness.<br />
"Okay, who's doing the giggling?" he asked.<br />
"Harry, I'm in here with you," I said.<br />
"That you, Maypole?"<br />
I was in the mood to be around pretty much any human being in the world but Harry<br />
McGlade at this point. "Are you trying to be funny when you screw up my name, or are you just<br />
an idiot?"<br />
"Oh, I was talking to some other guy named Maypole. I guess he's not here anymore."<br />
"Idiot."<br />
"Are we in the pit?"<br />
"Yeah."<br />
"Pretty shallow pit."<br />
"I know. How bad are things out there?"<br />
"Oh, things suck out there. Suck bad."<br />
"They suck in here, too."<br />
"Figures. At least we—crap, something's got my leg!"<br />
I could hear a struggle, and then a nice loud thump that sounded an awful lot like an<br />
incompetent private investigator being pulled to the floor by a chained-up carnivorous old lady.<br />
"Get off me, you toothy bitch!"<br />
I rushed forward to help him. If Harry "Obnoxious Prick" McGlade was going to die, I at<br />
least wanted it to be in a room with enough light that I could watch.<br />
The door opened again, and Vlad stepped inside, holding a shotgun. The ladies immediately<br />
released Harry and ran to opposite sides of the room, hiding their faces and cowering.<br />
It's easy to be intimidated by a very large man with a shotgun. It's a bit harder when the large<br />
man is naked and possesses male equipment that, immature as it may be, can only be described<br />
as a wee-wee.<br />
Harry stood up. "You can kill me if you want," he told Vlad, "but then I'll take the secret<br />
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