Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
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ut this was the first one to take place on top of a mutilated corpse.<br />
I grabbed the corpse's arm and smacked Harry in the face with it. That seemed to anger him<br />
for some reason. I tried to knee him in the groin, but he moved out of the way just in time and I<br />
kneed the corpse in the groin instead. I had a flash of the poor dead guy standing in front of the<br />
pearly gates, suddenly doubling over in agony.<br />
Harry got in an admittedly good punch to my chest. I got in a much better punch to his jaw.<br />
His eyes crossed in a most unattractive manner. I wrenched the gun out of his grip, punched him<br />
again, and then pressed the barrel against his forehead.<br />
"You're a dick," he said.<br />
"Behave," I warned him. I eased myself off the dead body, keeping the gun pointed at him.<br />
"These were new pants."<br />
"I weep for your loss. By the way, there wasn't really a roach."<br />
"I guessed that."<br />
"I bet you didn't."<br />
"Look here, Malox—"<br />
"It’s Mayhem. You don't get to make fun of my name unless you're holding the gun."<br />
"Whatever. Give it back to me before you hurt yourself."<br />
"I don’t think so."<br />
"What are you gonna do? Shoot me? You don’t have the stones."<br />
I would have loved to shoot him to prove him wrong. But he would've been dead and the<br />
irony would have been lost on him.<br />
"Why do people always say that in the movies?" I asked, using my free hand to massage my<br />
aching jaw. "It's sort of like saying 'I double dare you to kill me.' I once ate spoiled oyster on a<br />
double dare, and let me tell you, the nightmares from that were a hell of a lot worse than any<br />
nightmares I'd get from killing you."<br />
"Put down the gun."<br />
It wasn't Harry who said that. I wished it had been. Instead, the voice was to the left of me.<br />
A bald, overweight guy in his mid-thirties dressed entirely in black. He held a shotgun.<br />
I lowered the revolver. I really should've considered that there was probably somebody else<br />
in the house besides the corpse. Of course, Harry should have considered that too, so he gets half<br />
the blame.<br />
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