Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
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starter cord.<br />
"You're at least going to smack Harry around a bit, right?"<br />
"He’ll get what’s coming to him."<br />
I smirked at Harry. He shrugged. Crazy Chainsaw Goon fondled his cord.<br />
"Okay," I said. "I like my feet. I’ll come quietly."<br />
They grabbed me by the shoulders and tugged me into the next room.<br />
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Harry<br />
The stoolies carted away Andrew Maudlin, and Vlad gave me his full attention. His bald<br />
head had an unhealthy sheen of sweat on it, which dripped down past his double chin and onto<br />
the black leather silver buckle bondage vest he wore. What I thought were leather pants were in<br />
fact chaps, and under them he wore a black bikini pouch.<br />
Fabio wouldn’t have looked good in that getup. Considering that Vlad resembled Ernest<br />
Borgnine, the overall effect wasn’t pleasant.<br />
"You seem like a reasonable man," I said, watching him play his tongue over the tips of his<br />
fangs. "Why don’t you just give me Tanya and let us go?"<br />
"What about your little boyfriend?"<br />
"He’s not my boyfriend. We’ve only gone on a couple of dates. He doesn't put out until the<br />
third."<br />
He laughed, a high-pitched noise that sounded like a squeaky wheel.<br />
"Ah, the great Harry McGlade. Always quick with the quip. Just like on the TV show."<br />
There used to be a cable series called Fatal Autonomy based on my adventures. Lasted three<br />
seasons. Even earned an Emmy nomination for best gaffing. I think. I might have imagined the<br />
Emmy nomination during a drinking binge.<br />
"Are you a fan? I could get you Daniel Baldwin’s autograph. We’re tight."<br />
"I already have what I want, Mr. McGlade."<br />
"An overbite?"<br />
"You, Mr. McGlade. I have you."<br />
A scream, from deep inside the house. I couldn’t tell if it was male or female.<br />
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