Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
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I slapped the kid, making his eyes cross.<br />
“Hey! You hit me!”<br />
“A woman hired you to kill her husband.”<br />
“I don’t know what you’re—“<br />
He got another smack. “That’s for lying.”<br />
“You can’t hit me,” he whined. “I’ll sue you.”<br />
I hit him twice more; once because I didn’t like being threatened by punk kids, and once<br />
because I didn’t like lawyers. When I pulled my palm back for threesies, the kid broke.<br />
“Please! Stop it! I admit it!”<br />
I released his t-shirt and let him blubber for a minute. His blue eyes matched those of the<br />
woman upstairs. Not many professional killers lived in their mother’s basement, and I wondered<br />
how Marietta Garbonzo could have been this naive.<br />
“I’m guessing you never met Mrs. Garbonzo in person.”<br />
“I only talked to her on the phone. She sent the money to a P.O. Box. That’s how the pros do<br />
it.”<br />
“So how did she get your home address?”<br />
“She wouldn’t give me the money without my address. She said if I didn’t trust her, why<br />
should she trust me?”<br />
Here was my proof that each new generation of teenagers was stupider than the last. I blame<br />
MTV.<br />
“How much did she give you?”<br />
He smiled, showing me a mouth full of braces. “Fifty large.”<br />
“And how were you going to do it? With your BB gun?”<br />
“I was going to follow him around and then... you know... shove him.”<br />
“Shove him?”<br />
“He’s an old guy. I was thinking I’d shove him down some stairs, or into traffic. I dunno.”<br />
“Have you shoved a lot of old people into traffic, Billy boy?”<br />
He must not have liked the look in my eyes, because he shrunk two sizes.<br />
“No! Never! I never killed anybody!”<br />
“So why put an ad in the magazine?”<br />
“I dunno. Something to do.”<br />
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