- Page 4 and 5: CONTENTS Introduction by Joe Konrat
- Page 6 and 7: Suckers is a novella I co-wrote wit
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- Page 10 and 11: “Tell me a little about Marcus, M
- Page 12 and 13: I checked my watch. 11:09. I attemp
- Page 14 and 15: “Did you bring the money?” “I
- Page 16 and 17: “Then I turn Julia into a set of
- Page 18 and 19: “I’ll take those Tic-Tacs, too.
- Page 20 and 21: He shook his head, terrified. “Sp
- Page 22 and 23: your girl, or talked behind your ba
- Page 24 and 25: was hard to tell under the jacket,
- Page 26 and 27: "Is it just about the money, though
- Page 28 and 29: —stopping a few inches from my no
- Page 30 and 31: "I think there's one in the fridge.
- Page 32 and 33: Mrs. Garbonzo had never been to a p
- Page 34 and 35: She leaned down to kiss me. Not wan
- Page 36 and 37: “If you stay out in the sun, the
- Page 38 and 39: I considered hitting him again, but
- Page 40 and 41: him and a bullet.” “So what the
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- Page 44 and 45: maybe it was a den, and then I woun
- Page 46 and 47: “Sorry. Had to check.” Marietta
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- Page 50 and 51: A BIT OF HALLOWEEN MAYHEM An Andrew
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"Hi, Roger," I said. My best friend
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Jarvis was still there, watching th
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"So would running through the Chamb
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said hi!" Roger and I got out of th
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yourself! Reveal your spectral pres
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Roger?" "Not me!" said Becky. "Not
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I walked slowly, carefully, making
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his knees. "I'm sorry," he said, gi
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The police never did find him. And
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“It’s my job to know, ma’am.
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face too, like Richard Dreyfuss in
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Why was I so edgy? Had my subconsci
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school actually existed. But it did
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seconds. When I finally reached the
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and a pair of eyes stared out at me
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I tried to pull away, but these mon
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how disgustingly horrible it was. I
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made my way to the exit before the
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card for $260. The card had some te
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like a Pepperidge Farm County Style
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“No.” I noticed she had some or
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air guitar, broke an air string, pu
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store. The knots were tight, expert
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I go to the cops, and you get put i
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Incredibly, he stopped. “What?”
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“Don’t be coy. This could be a
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Tim, who was my best friend in Ms.
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As we walked home from school, Roge
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"Then...I dunno, do something to de
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"He’s practicing for a play audit
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And then an answer: "Leave me alone
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this gentleman is sounding depresse
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"No?" Dennis asked. Roger shook his
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SUCKERS A Harry McGlade/Andrew Mayh
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she's the kind of person who would
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"I know she looks different," Phoeb
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"Neither do I. So my only alternati
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The man aimed his penlight back at
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ut this was the first one to take p
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starter cord. "You're at least goin
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"Honored, huh?" I said, though in m
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"Yes," somebody replied. My heart g
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let the ladies take what they wante
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with lunging fangs got a Moe-style
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Andrew "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Hee
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giggled with her. I, myself, did no
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If life were indeed like a box of c
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"I didn’t leave her! I was kidnap
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ag off the IV stand, and then plodd
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Correction #3: Dan didn't even have
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You know, Ann somebody, the one who
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- 10 - Harry "Keeeyaaaa!" I struck
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—Harrison Harold McGlade, Chicago
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Harry McGlade's stupidity saved his
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INTERVIEW Jeff Strand interviews Jo
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Jeff: Jim Varney is dead, and I’l
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Jeff: What about them? I’m not su
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Jeff: -and we’re out of time for
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