Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
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"Just how old are you?"<br />
"All right, knock it off," I said. "I don't need to be lectured by somebody who goes into<br />
cannibalistic rages."<br />
We sat in silence for a long moment.<br />
"So what now?" asked Jervis.<br />
"I'm not quite sure," I said.<br />
We sat in silence for another long moment.<br />
"I guess we leave," I decided.<br />
"That works for me," said Jervis. He removed a small pair of keys from his pocket and<br />
tossed them to me. "Sorry about the handcuffs. They're meant for me. You know, when I get<br />
those rage things."<br />
I unlocked the cuffs. Roger immediately sat up and began vigorously rubbing his wrists,<br />
trying to restore circulation.<br />
"Don't worry," said Jervis. "I'll try to do better in the future. You're not going to tell anybody<br />
about me, are you?"<br />
"No, your secret is safe with us," I said.<br />
"This is the police!" a voice shouted from above. "If anyone is down there, make yourselves<br />
known!"<br />
Jervis shrugged. "I'll get psychiatric help rather than jail, right?"<br />
"Yeah, I think that's probably a safe bet."<br />
"Okay. Could you guys maybe, you know, go up there and kind of plead my case before<br />
they come down here? Maybe not your friend so much," he said, looking at me, "but you seem<br />
nice enough."<br />
"Sure," I said. "Come on, Roger."<br />
We walked over to the ladder. "We'll be right up!" I announced.<br />
* * *<br />
Jervis was gone when the officers went down the ladder.<br />
My first thought: "Oh my God, he was a ghost after all!"<br />
My second thought: "Check the closet, moron."<br />
They did. And the fake back wall revealed a small tunnel, which eventually emerged into the<br />
pantry of the "abandoned" house next door.<br />
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