Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
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I didn't want to do that for an infinite number of reasons. "I'd rather not."<br />
The man smacked me in the head with the gun, hard enough to make me see mushroomshaped<br />
stars (which was odd). I got down on my knees as instructed.<br />
"Open wide," the man said, pressing the barrel against my lips.<br />
I opened my mouth.<br />
"Wider."<br />
I opened my mouth wider.<br />
He tilted his head and peered inside, flashing the pen light along my gum line. Then he<br />
nodded, apparently satisfied with what he saw. "You can close it now. No fangs. You're cool."<br />
He lowered the gun.<br />
I should have made the comment, "Yeah, I lost my baby fangs when I was eight," but I<br />
never think of clever stuff like that until a few minutes after the moment has passed. Instead I<br />
said, "What the hell are you talking about? And why did you hit me in the head?"<br />
"Pires."<br />
"Pires?"<br />
"Vampires."<br />
Oh, goody. A whacko.<br />
"Vampires don't exist," I helpfully pointed out.<br />
The man sneered at me. "They exist, sauce-boy." He tapped the door he’d been prying at<br />
with his penlight. "And they’re in this house."<br />
- 2 -<br />
Harry<br />
They call me Harry McGlade. Probably because that’s my name. I’m a private eye.<br />
My office is in Chicago, and five days ago a desperate woman named Phoebe Mertz retained<br />
me to find her daughter, Tanya. Little Tanya was sixteen, into the Goth scene big-time. You<br />
know the type: dresses in all black, collects piercings, wears way too much mascara, scowls all<br />
the time. Most parents dream their child will go to medical school. Very few dream their child<br />
will get a tattoo on their forehead that says, "Life’s a toilet."<br />
According to Mom, Tanya had never run away before.<br />
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