Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
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"He’s practicing for a play audition. Something about a serial killer who paces around with a<br />
butcher knife."<br />
I gaped at him.<br />
Roger grinned.<br />
"You dork!" I said. "You made this all up?"<br />
"No, I was absolutely serious when I said that he was practicing for a play audition."<br />
I looked around for something to throw at him, preferably something with jagged edges and<br />
an internal combustion engine, but there wasn’t anything. I settled for calling him a dork again.<br />
"Don’t blame me," said Roger. "It’s your sorry excuse for a town that forced me to resort to<br />
this kind of entertainment."<br />
"There’s nothing wrong with Chamber."<br />
"Where else have you lived?"<br />
"Chamber. But there’s nothing wrong with it."<br />
"Well, then what should we do?"<br />
"We could watch some more TV."<br />
* * *<br />
Two hours of quality television later, Roger chugged the last of his can of soda and let out a<br />
belch that freaked out his cat. "I was lying about him auditioning for a play," he said.<br />
"No, you weren’t."<br />
"Okay."<br />
I finished off my own drink and emitted my own, less-effective belch. "You know what<br />
would be funny? If somebody thought he really was a psycho killer and called the cops."<br />
"Wanna do it?"<br />
"No."<br />
"Good. That would be wrong."<br />
"What if we just called him up and said ‘I know where you buried the bodies.’? We could go<br />
on and on and say ‘We know what you did, you sick twisted bastard’ and at the end of the call<br />
just say ‘We hope you get the part!’ and hang up."<br />
"He’d know it was us."<br />
"How?"<br />
"Because we live next door, dorkwad."<br />
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