Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
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“Happy Roy is a vicious psycho, Mr. McGlade. He’s a brutal, misogynist pig who enjoys<br />
inflicting pain.”<br />
“He’s probably rich too.”<br />
Mrs. Garbonzo narrowed her eyes. “He’s wealthy, yes. What are you implying?”<br />
“I like his extra spicy recipe. Do you get to take chicken home for free? You probably have<br />
a fridge stuffed full of it, am I right?”<br />
She released my face and buttoned up her blouse.<br />
“I have to go. My husband gets paranoid when I go out.”<br />
“Maybe because when you go out, you hire people to kill him.”<br />
She picked up her purse and headed for the door. “I expect you to call me when you’ve<br />
made some progress.”<br />
“That includes ironing,” I called after her. “And hanging the stuff up. I don’t have any<br />
hangers, so you’ll have to buy some.”<br />
After she left, I turned off all the office lights and closed the blinds, because what I had to<br />
do next, I had to do in complete privacy.<br />
I took a nap.<br />
When I awoke a few hours later, I went to the bank, cashed Mrs. Garbonzo’s check, and<br />
went to start earning my money.<br />
My first instinct was to dive head-first into the belly of the beast and confront Mrs.<br />
Garbonzo’s hired hitman help. My second instinct was to get some nachos, maybe a beer or two.<br />
I went with my second instinct. The nachos were good, spicy but not so much that all you<br />
tasted was peppers. After the third beer I hopped in my ride and headed for the assassin’s<br />
headquarters, which turned out to be in a well-to-do suburb of Chicago called Barrington. The<br />
development I pulled into boasted some amazingly huge houses, complete with big lawns and<br />
swimming pools and trimmed bushes that looked like corkscrews and lollipops. I doublechecked<br />
the address I’d scribbled down, then pulled into a long circular driveway and up to a<br />
home that was bigger than the public school I attended, and I came from the city where they<br />
grew schools big.<br />
The hitman biz must be booming.<br />
I half expected some sort of maid or butler to answer the door, but instead I was greeted by a<br />
fifty-something woman, her facelift sporting a deep tan. I appraised her.<br />
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