Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
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INTRODUCTION<br />
by Joe <strong>Konrath</strong><br />
My name is Joe <strong>Konrath</strong>, and I write a mystery/thriller series about Chicago cop Jacqueline<br />
“Jack” Daniels. Jack, and her supporting cast of characters, have appeared in six novels since<br />
2004.<br />
One member of that supporting cast is Jack’s ex-partner, a private detective named Harry<br />
McGlade.<br />
Even though he’s guest-starred in all of her books, Jack doesn’t like Harry. He’s an<br />
insensitive jerk, a disgusting pig, and a self-centered egomaniac who thinks he’s funny.<br />
Which is why Harry is my all time favorite character to write for.<br />
Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your taste) I never get into Harry’s head in the<br />
Jack Daniels novels. He’s such a goofball that he strains credulity. If I really let Harry be Harry,<br />
the books would be disasters.<br />
Which brings us to these short stories.<br />
In these, I let Harry do whatever the hell he wants to. It’s liberating for me as a writer, and<br />
hopefully fun for the reader, as no other stories I’ve ever done have packed so many jokes onto<br />
the page.<br />
A word of warning. These stories are not politically correct. They’re silly, sometimes<br />
offensive, often gory, and mostly just plain wrong. This is Harry Gone Wild, 100% Uncensored.<br />
“Whelp Wanted” is the first Harry short I published, written for the now defunct Futures<br />
Anthology magazine. It’s quintessential Harry McGlade, taking an absurd premise to the nth<br />
degree.<br />
“Taken to the Cleaners” was published in The Strand magazine. It’s a comedic mystery,<br />
with a ridiculous mystery at the core that just keeps getting stupider.<br />
“The Necro File” is an anti-story. I took everything I’ve learned about story structure, plot,<br />
and characterization, and purposely ignored it. As such, it’s one of my favorite things I’ve ever<br />
written. This originally appeared in the horror anthology Like A Chinese Tattoo, and it certainly<br />
qualifies as a horror story. Or maybe “horrible” is a better word. So is “offensive.” In fact, you<br />
probably shouldn’t read it at all.<br />
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