Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
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ag off the IV stand, and then plodded off in the direction of Mayhem’s insults.<br />
I found the wall, and my hand touched something wet, sort of like a water balloon coated in<br />
baby oil. I squeezed it. It popped. Thank God for total darkness.<br />
"Over here, McGlade. I think I found a door."<br />
I came up next to him and felt around.<br />
"What gave it away?" I asked. "The doorknob?"<br />
"It’s locked."<br />
"No shit."<br />
"It feels like one of those bathroom door locks. If we stick something small and thin in the<br />
hole, we can open it."<br />
I started to giggle. Some jokes don’t even need to be said aloud.<br />
"Feel around for a nail or something."<br />
"I’m on it," I said. Then I sat down and stuck the morphine needle in my mouth.<br />
"Harry? Harry, are you searching for something?"<br />
"Mmmm-hmmm."<br />
Someone, probably Andrew, kicked me. I giggled. Then I felt a pair of hands snatch away<br />
my morphine bag.<br />
"Dammit, McGlade, you’re getting high!"<br />
"Just taking the edge off. Do you see that bunny?"<br />
I reached out to pat the bunny, and he did a funny little bunny dance.<br />
"Okay, I think I can use this needle."<br />
"Don't bogart it. Save some for your buddy Harry.<br />
I heard a metallic clicking sound, then the sound of a knob turning, then the sound of a door<br />
opening, then the sound of two leprechauns having sex.<br />
"Grab her in her Lucky Charms," I said to them.<br />
They laughed, and gave me a big hug. So did the bunny. Then I bit my tongue really hard,<br />
just to see if I could feel anything. I couldn’t. Life was swell.<br />
"Here’s a switch."<br />
A light went on in the room next to me, which scared away the leprechauns. I started to yell<br />
at Mayhem to turn the light off, and saw him walking up a flight of stairs. I followed him,<br />
because, after all, he had the morphine, and when we got to the top there was another door.<br />
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