Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
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I pried myself out of her grasp and picked up the phone, dialing the number from memory.<br />
“Hi, partner. It’s me. Look, I’ve got a woman here who wants to kill her husband. I told her<br />
I’m not interested, but I thought maybe you’d be able to set something up. Say, tomorrow,<br />
around noon? You can meet her at the Hilton. Rent a room under the name Lipshultz. No,<br />
schultz, with a ul. Okay, she’ll be there.”<br />
I hung up. “Got it all set for you, sugar.”<br />
She squeezed me tight and kissed my neck. “Thanks, Harry. Thank you so much. Is there<br />
anything I can do to repay you?” Her breath was hot in my ear. “Anything at all?”<br />
“You can start by folding those socks. And maybe some dusting. Yeah, dusting would be<br />
good.”<br />
She smiled wickedly and caressed my cheek. “I was thinking of something a little more<br />
intimate.”<br />
“I was thinking about dinner.”<br />
“Dinner would be wonderful.”<br />
“I’m sure it will be. Have the place dusted by the time I get back.”<br />
* * *<br />
Marietta Garbonzo called me the next night, around eight in the evening.<br />
“You son of a bitch! You set me up! You didn’t call a hitman! You called a cop!”<br />
“You can’t go around murdering people, sweetheart. It’s wrong on so many levels.”<br />
“But what about all of the washing? The cleaning? The dusting? And what about after<br />
dinner? What we did? How could you betray me after that?”<br />
“You expect me to throw away all of my principles because we spent five minutes doing the<br />
worm? It was fun, but not worth twenty to life.”<br />
“You bastard. When I get out of here I’ll...”<br />
I hung up and went back to the Sharper Image catalog I’d been thumbing through. I had my<br />
eye on one of those massaging easy chairs. That would set me back two grand. Earlier that day, I<br />
bought a sixty inch plasma TV. The money I took from William “Billy” Johansenn was being<br />
put to good use.<br />
I plopped down in front of the TV, found the wrestling channel, and settled in to watch two<br />
hours of pay-per-view sports entertainment. The Iron Commie had Captain Frankenbeef in a<br />
suplex when I felt the gun press against the back of my head.<br />
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