Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
Suckers - J.A. Konrath
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"I think I’ll kill..." Dennis hesitated, looking back and forth between Roger and I, and then<br />
pointed the knife at me. "You."<br />
He rushed forward. I still kind of thought he might be trying to help me with my<br />
development of a moral core, but my bladder disagreed.<br />
There wasn’t time to get the door open, so we rushed across the living room into the kitchen,<br />
screaming, with Dennis right behind us. "Does this seem real? Are you scared?"<br />
Though of course we couldn’t have known the floor plan to Dennis’ home beforehand, it<br />
still sucked to discover that the kitchen was a dead end.<br />
I grabbed the first available object to defend myself. In a kitchen that no doubt contained<br />
knives, forks, meat cleavers, tenderizers, cheese graters, and rolling pins, I felt a little silly trying<br />
to be intimidating with a plastic measuring cup, but, hey, sometimes you just have to make the<br />
best of things.<br />
"My uncle knows a Hollywood producer," Roger said. "He can get you a big part, I<br />
promise."<br />
"Oh yeah? What’s his name?"<br />
"Uncle Phil."<br />
"The producer’s name, jackass."<br />
"Ummm..."<br />
"Don’t try to out-act me, kid. And don’t worry, you’re not the one who’s going to die<br />
tonight. You’re just the audience."<br />
"Then you can’t kill me until we make some popcorn," I said.<br />
Dennis raised an eyebrow. "You’re moments away from a horrible, painful death and you’re<br />
able to make a joke about popcorn?"<br />
I shrugged. It had kind of surprised me, too.<br />
Dennis grinned and pointed the knife at Roger. "Maybe I should kill him instead and make<br />
you the audience."<br />
"No!" Roger protested. "I want the popcorn!"<br />
Dennis shook his head. "No, I need to go with my original instinct. That’s what they tell you<br />
in acting school. Go with your instincts." He gestured at Roger with the knife. "Step out of the<br />
way."<br />
"No."<br />
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