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52<br />
“Exactly hua kyaa tha? I have just been following the<br />
IITK.misc newsgroup. Wh<strong>at</strong> actually happened?”<br />
“So hua aisa tha ki last year December me, Untees and<br />
vodka went to particip<strong>at</strong>e in the inter IIT sports meet in<br />
Delhi. We reached Delhi with the entire team <strong>at</strong> around<br />
6 in the morning. By 7 o’clock we reached IIT Delhi.<br />
Saadhe sa<strong>at</strong> baje tak we got fresh, had breakfast etc. Ab<br />
kuchh karne ke liye to tha nahi. People were still settling<br />
in. To saala Vodka bola ki chalo tum logo ko dilli ghuma<br />
ke l<strong>at</strong>e hai. Vodka Delhi kaafi time raha hai to Ab humne<br />
socha ki who better than vodka to show us around. To<br />
bas hum teeno nikal liye. Badhiya Sarojini nagar, Ansal<br />
plaza, PVR priya wagairah sab jagah ghoome phir ra<strong>at</strong><br />
ko 11 baje waapas laute. Waapas aa ke dekha ki saari<br />
faculty, sports secretary wagairah hamari khoj main lage<br />
hue hai. Woh log saale IIT Delhi ki security team ko alert<br />
bhi kar diye the. Woh log bhi humein khojne main lag<br />
gaye the. Saala jaise hi hum log dikhe sab log saale<br />
humein bahut hadkaye ki tum log saale useless ho<br />
irresponsible ho wagairah wagairah. Faculty ki to hum<br />
logo ne sun li. Phir saala jab who log chale gaye to<br />
sports secretary chalu ho gaya. Maana ki fourth year ka<br />
launda hai but saala bakwaas kiye pada tha. To hum log<br />
usko galiya diye. Keh diye ki saale tum sports secretary<br />
ho wahi raho. Baabuji na bano. To saala chek gaya.<br />
Bolta hai ki dekh loonga tum logo ko wagairah wagairah.<br />
Phir saala hum log apne apne sport main particip<strong>at</strong>e<br />
kiye. Unfortun<strong>at</strong>ely hum log haar gaye. To sports<br />
secretary jo hai phir se aa gaya. Kehta hai ki tum log<br />
irresponsible the. Acche se practice nahi kari. Free main<br />
delhi ghoomne aa gaye ho. Humein saala gussa aa gaya.<br />
Saala us launde se jyaada to hum maidaan pe rahe hai.<br />
Tum log to jaante hi ho. Humne bhi keh diya ki saale<br />
tum sports secretary ho, IITK ke Director nahi ho. Aur<br />
ab tumne keh hi diya hai ki hum log Delhi ghoomne<br />
aaye hai to bas ab hum log wahin karenge. Us din se<br />
hum teeno bas delhi ghoome. Saale secretary ne<br />
waapas aa ke student sen<strong>at</strong>e main ghooma phira ke<br />
Untees aur mujhe villain b<strong>at</strong>a diya. Vodka p<strong>at</strong>a nahi