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52<br />

“Exactly hua kyaa tha? I have just been following the<br />

IITK.misc newsgroup. Wh<strong>at</strong> actually happened?”<br />

“So hua aisa tha ki last year December me, Untees and<br />

vodka went to particip<strong>at</strong>e in the inter IIT sports meet in<br />

Delhi. We reached Delhi with the entire team <strong>at</strong> around<br />

6 in the morning. By 7 o’clock we reached IIT Delhi.<br />

Saadhe sa<strong>at</strong> baje tak we got fresh, had breakfast etc. Ab<br />

kuchh karne ke liye to tha nahi. People were still settling<br />

in. To saala Vodka bola ki chalo tum logo ko dilli ghuma<br />

ke l<strong>at</strong>e hai. Vodka Delhi kaafi time raha hai to Ab humne<br />

socha ki who better than vodka to show us around. To<br />

bas hum teeno nikal liye. Badhiya Sarojini nagar, Ansal<br />

plaza, PVR priya wagairah sab jagah ghoome phir ra<strong>at</strong><br />

ko 11 baje waapas laute. Waapas aa ke dekha ki saari<br />

faculty, sports secretary wagairah hamari khoj main lage<br />

hue hai. Woh log saale IIT Delhi ki security team ko alert<br />

bhi kar diye the. Woh log bhi humein khojne main lag<br />

gaye the. Saala jaise hi hum log dikhe sab log saale<br />

humein bahut hadkaye ki tum log saale useless ho<br />

irresponsible ho wagairah wagairah. Faculty ki to hum<br />

logo ne sun li. Phir saala jab who log chale gaye to<br />

sports secretary chalu ho gaya. Maana ki fourth year ka<br />

launda hai but saala bakwaas kiye pada tha. To hum log<br />

usko galiya diye. Keh diye ki saale tum sports secretary<br />

ho wahi raho. Baabuji na bano. To saala chek gaya.<br />

Bolta hai ki dekh loonga tum logo ko wagairah wagairah.<br />

Phir saala hum log apne apne sport main particip<strong>at</strong>e<br />

kiye. Unfortun<strong>at</strong>ely hum log haar gaye. To sports<br />

secretary jo hai phir se aa gaya. Kehta hai ki tum log<br />

irresponsible the. Acche se practice nahi kari. Free main<br />

delhi ghoomne aa gaye ho. Humein saala gussa aa gaya.<br />

Saala us launde se jyaada to hum maidaan pe rahe hai.<br />

Tum log to jaante hi ho. Humne bhi keh diya ki saale<br />

tum sports secretary ho, IITK ke Director nahi ho. Aur<br />

ab tumne keh hi diya hai ki hum log Delhi ghoomne<br />

aaye hai to bas ab hum log wahin karenge. Us din se<br />

hum teeno bas delhi ghoome. Saale secretary ne<br />

waapas aa ke student sen<strong>at</strong>e main ghooma phira ke<br />

Untees aur mujhe villain b<strong>at</strong>a diya. Vodka p<strong>at</strong>a nahi

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