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57<br />

“To a well deserved F” said vodka<br />

“Chm201 sucks” shouted Chashmish.<br />

“Roy sucks” said Haddi, Mariyal, Untees and Axle almost<br />

simultaneously.<br />

After An elabor<strong>at</strong>e drinking session in which they cursed<br />

the mosquitos of IITK, professors, hall-2 mess, IIT, Life<br />

(In decreasing order of intensity) left right and center,<br />

all of them came down <strong>at</strong> around 2:30 in the night.<br />

“Ae Chashmish kahan jaa raha hai be??” asked a very<br />

drunk Haddi as he tried to stand properly in front of his<br />

room.<br />

“Are b<strong>at</strong>hroom jaa rahe hai” replied Chashmish in a very<br />

heavy voice while he meandered towards the wing<br />

b<strong>at</strong>hroom.<br />

“Saale b<strong>at</strong>hroom kal chale jaana, room jao abhi chadh<br />

gayi hai tumhe” said Haddi as he stumbled a little bit.<br />

“Haan dekho kaun keh raha hai!! Haddi saale jyada<br />

bakaiti na karo. Kamre main ghus ke so jao chupchap”<br />

kaka insisted.<br />

“Ae kaka yeh machcharo ka kuch karo be” continued<br />

Haddi. It seemed as if he was in full mood of doing wh<strong>at</strong><br />

was called “Nautanki”.He was well drunk and had<br />

recieved a Fakka today. No one deserved to do a<br />

nautanki more than him today.<br />

“Ae charu gupta kaminey, bahar nikal saale”<br />

Or maybe not. This was Untees shouting outside out<br />

Charu’s room. Apparantly he had taken the stint with<br />

Charu a bit too seriously. He was standing outside<br />

Charu’s room shouting his thro<strong>at</strong> out. He will continue<br />

this for 10 more min after which he would be dragged<br />

by kaka to his room. During this time kaka will succeed

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