Exemplars of Evil
Exemplars of Evil
Exemplars of Evil
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Illus. by J. Chan<br />
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ad, these’n ain’t like otha pirates. They do’an care nun<br />
’bout plunder. They jes’ essoon walk passa pile o’ coin<br />
to put a knife in yer gullet and laugh as yeh cry fer<br />
yer mamma. These’n cutthroats er the scourge o’ da<br />
seas, an if nah stop’d, thell be da doom <strong>of</strong> us all.”<br />
—Captain Daniel “The Daft” Simone,<br />
dread pirate<br />
In ports and harbors across the sea, the crimson<br />
sails <strong>of</strong> the Much Kill inspire terror in all who behold<br />
them. The ship is piloted by bloodthirsty, mutated<br />
goblinoids. These foul raiders descend on coastal<br />
villages to loot, kill, and take slaves, and spill blood<br />
in the hold <strong>of</strong> their vessel to appease the appalling<br />
beast they carry. None <strong>of</strong> their dastardly exploits<br />
would be possible, though, without the cruel command<br />
<strong>of</strong> Captain Gnash, one <strong>of</strong> the nastiest pirates<br />
ever to sail the seas.<br />
BACKGROUND<br />
Captain Gnash came to piracy late in life. Before<br />
developing his reputation for merciless villainy,<br />
the bugbear was a minor thug employed by an<br />
ogre warlord known as Scab. His lot was to guard<br />
the voracious leader, protect him against attacks<br />
by ambitious lieutenants, and ensure that no one<br />
disturbed him when he tortured slaves in the<br />
privacy <strong>of</strong> his tent. Gnash would not have been sorry to<br />
see Scab dead—indeed, he had his own plans to overthrow<br />
the ogre—but he knew that none <strong>of</strong> Scab’s lieutenants<br />
would be any better as the leader <strong>of</strong> the group, so he served,<br />
waited, and plotted.<br />
Fate intervened when Scab declared his intent to raze a<br />
human city, believing it was a task set before him by his<br />
deity. In return for their service, the ogre leader promised<br />
his legions “much killing” and plunder, and a chance to<br />
butcher s<strong>of</strong>t, spoiled humans. Some <strong>of</strong> the soldiers had<br />
reservations, fearing that such an open attack might<br />
provoke a wider war that could result in their annihilation.<br />
However, Scab’s convictions were powerful, and the<br />
chance to visit suffering on the hated humans was too<br />
tempting to ignore. Thus, the warlord’s armies marched<br />
through leagues <strong>of</strong> dense jungles, impelled by their blood<br />
lust. Like spilled ink across a map, the goblinoids streamed<br />
out <strong>of</strong> the undergrowth and fell upon the unsuspecting<br />
coastal city.<br />
Goblin sappers burrowed beneath the high stone walls,<br />
while disciplined hobgoblin soldiers stormed the gates.<br />
Gnash and his fellow bugbears led the charge against the<br />
ramparts, scrambling up crude ladders to cut through the<br />
unprepared defenders. It was not long before the humans<br />
fell back; thus began the slaughter.<br />
After three bloody days <strong>of</strong> fighting, the city belonged to<br />
the goblinoids—but Captain Scab had led his legions to<br />
victory at the cost <strong>of</strong> his own life. Now leaderless, the army