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R,CHARD MONCKTON MILNES was born in the year - OUDL Home

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114 V. Sackville-Westdid not approve; and Mr Punch represents <strong>the</strong> averageEnglishman much more truly than does John Bull, forJohn Bull is a fixed type, whereas Mr Punch is a mirrorthat perpetually shifts <strong>the</strong> angle of reflection, constantthough <strong>the</strong> surface of that mirror rema<strong>in</strong>s.The woman of <strong>the</strong> future! she'll be deeply read, that's certa<strong>in</strong>,With all <strong>the</strong> edueation ga<strong>in</strong>ed at Newnham or at Girton;Or if she turns to classic tomes, a literary roamer,She'll give you bits of Horace or sonorous l<strong>in</strong>es from <strong>Home</strong>r.Thus said Punch; and added,Oh pedants of <strong>the</strong>se later days, who go on undiscern<strong>in</strong>gTo overload a woman's bra<strong>in</strong>s and cram our girls with learn<strong>in</strong>g,You'll make a woman half a man, <strong>the</strong> souls of parents vex<strong>in</strong>g,To f<strong>in</strong>d that all <strong>the</strong> gentle sex this process is unsex<strong>in</strong>g.Thus Punch compla<strong>in</strong>ed; and compla<strong>in</strong>ed perhaps all <strong>the</strong>louder because <strong>the</strong> fashion and necessity of <strong>the</strong> day hadcut out one of his ribs and fashioned a Mrs Punch—aMrs Punch, who, <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> person of a Miss Matilda Betham-Edwards, had begun to <strong>in</strong>terfere <strong>in</strong> his paper as early as1868, and who had already ventured so far as to call mana ' despot to whom woman is a m<strong>in</strong>ister<strong>in</strong>g slave'. Womenwere really becom<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong>tolerable. The Married Women'sProperty Act <strong>was</strong> a serious topic of conversation; <strong>the</strong>Fem<strong>in</strong>ist Movement, and, with it, <strong>the</strong> woman's vote, hadcalled for Mr Punch's notice as far back as 1857; Huxley,<strong>the</strong> great Professor Huxley, <strong>was</strong> actually lectur<strong>in</strong>g towomen <strong>in</strong> South Kens<strong>in</strong>gton <strong>in</strong> 1870; certa<strong>in</strong> fanaticsma<strong>in</strong>ta<strong>in</strong>ed that women ought to be admitted to <strong>the</strong> Bar;women were tak<strong>in</strong>g to games: to croquet and archery—well, that <strong>was</strong> just admissible; archery <strong>was</strong> a pretty sport,that <strong>in</strong> its gesture displayed <strong>the</strong> figure to its best advantage,and croquet gave to <strong>the</strong> dear creatures a generousopportunity to cheat, and to Mr Punch <strong>the</strong> opportunityfor a stand<strong>in</strong>g joke—so far so good, but now lawn-tennis<strong>was</strong> threatened with fem<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>e competition, and even

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