Coincidance - Principia Discordia

COINCIDANCE 135
began to think that the antipasto tray had a smell of bitter almonds about it.
I packed my bags and crept quietly down the stairs of the Hotel Cavalcanti.
As I passed through the lobby, I heard the delegates in the convention hall
smashing chairs and other furniture. Hoarse, impassioned shouts of
"Fascist," "Communist," "Mariolatry," "Spermolatry,""Manicheanism," "Arianism"
and "Don't give me that Jesuit equivocation, you sonofabitch" were
drowned in inarticulate screams of rage and pain. I gathered that the debate
had grown acrimonious, as theological discussions so often do.
Sounds of shattering glass and a pongoid cry of "Take that, Socianist*—
Unitarian dog!" followed me into the dusty, sunbaked Italian street.
I decided to get the hell out of Italy.
* Not a typo. Socianist: a rational theology that denied Papal infallibility, the Trinity and
the efficacy of sacraments. Condemned as heresy, of course.