Coincidance - Principia Discordia

COINCIDANCE
The following article deals with some of the
same subjects, and contains no hoaxing or
deliberate deception at all. Where I am guessing,
I say so clearly. Where I do not specify that I am
guessing, there are several sources for what I
say, and I have reason to believe these sources
are trustworthy. If what follows nonetheless
sounds as bizarre as what you've just read, the
explanation can only be that the world of
modern power politics is, as Paul Krassner,
editor of The Realist, keeps saying, much crazier
than anything we satirists can invent.
The first paragraph of this article, in which I
go through some spaghetti-like convolutions to
express what I mean without actually using the
words "fuck" and "suck," was necessary because
I was writing for an Irish news magazine.
The secret of the Mona Lisa smile may never be explained, but the equally
famous and more sensual smile of Marilyn Monroe has finally been
elucidated. Marilyn projected that hypertumescent expression by looking
tenderly into the camera lens and whispering softly to herself two old
Anglo-Saxon words that rhyme with "duck" but have nothing to do with
waterbirds at all, at all.
This is one of the many revelations in Goddess, Anthony Summers' new
book about the life and death of our century's most enduring sex symbol.
Mr. Summers also informs us of how the girl born Norma Jeane
Mortenson, an attractive-but-ordinary brunette, transformed herself into
"Marilyn," the Blonde Bombshell who could make castrati chew a hole
through the walls of St. Peter's: starting at 19, Norma Jeane studied
anatomy the way Napoleon studied war, learned how to use every muscle,
jogged every day (20 years before that became a fad) and even lifted weights.
By the time she had become "Marilyn," Norma Jeane not only had her
dresses specially designed but sometimes had the literally sewn on her body