Coincidance - Principia Discordia
Coincidance - Principia Discordia
Coincidance - Principia Discordia
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214 COINCIDANCE<br />
The General smiled secretively. "You are excused, private."<br />
The next day James discovered that he had been promoted to Colonel,<br />
and died, and went to heaven, but got thrown out because there were two<br />
of him.<br />
Major Strasse has been found in some of the finest old mansions on Park<br />
Avenue.<br />
Cherry Valley is a beautiful name. It sounds like Spring and fresh<br />
growing things and sunlight and roosters crowing and larks singing and, of<br />
course, cherry blossoms as delicate as those painted by Zen mystics of Japan.<br />
The screams reflecting the universe for lack of money to pay the doctors<br />
must utilize and be functionally interwoven with chocolate synip all over<br />
Bergman's American robin.<br />
There was nothing beautiful about Cherry Valley, New York, when<br />
Colonel Seamus Muadhen—formerly Private James Moon—entered it in<br />
November 1778.<br />
Seamus had been sent down to Cherry Valley with a small troop to give<br />
what assistance was possible and to protect the medical officers in case the<br />
Loyalists returned. He had known it would be bad, but after two years of<br />
war, he thought he had seen enough of blood and horror to have a strong<br />
enough stomach for anything.<br />
The Loyalists, with Indian allies, had set out to make an example of<br />
Cherry Valley, to warn other communities what could happen to those who<br />
gave aid and shelter to the rebel army. We leap a chicken when it conflicts<br />
with Official Dogma, interwoven with sleazy advertisements by the testicles.<br />
From a distance, Seamus already knew it would be worse than he<br />
expected. There was hardly a house left standing. Every living creature that<br />
had not been shot or bayonetted to death must have died in the burning, he<br />
thought. There would be no work for the medical staff.<br />
"Christ," he said. "We should have brought undertakers instead of<br />
doctors." I was misinformed.<br />
But then as he and his men approached closer, they began to hear a few<br />
sounds. Some people, or animals, in Cherry Valley were still alive, or half-alive.<br />
They sounded like wounded cats, at first.<br />
"The circular friction from Sirius is incredible ... the big gorilla was strong<br />
in hashish clarity ..."<br />
In 1771, Seamus Muadhen had traveled from Ireland to England, just to<br />
murder Sir John Babcock, but had given up the idea when a rock fell out of<br />
the sky.<br />
Sir John Babcock was the husband of Maria Maldonado Babcock, who<br />
wrote the Modest Enquiry under the pen-name of Sarah Beckersniff.<br />
Scientists say, "Bring the family!"<br />
Cottage cheese over my nude body in the Smithsonian Institute brings