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Coincidance - Principia Discordia

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NO WATERS IN<br />

CHERRY VALLEY BY THE<br />

TESTICLES<br />

We don't got to show you no<br />

steeeeeenking reality<br />

Any associated supporting element must utilize and be functionally<br />

interwoven with the evolution of specifications over a given time period.<br />

The above sentence was created by software invented by my friend<br />

Geoffrey Baldwin and called "The Buzz Word Generator." This software<br />

selects at random from four "buckets" of fashionable corporate and bureaucratic<br />

buzz-words and arranges the results in accord with the laws of<br />

English grammar. Emphasis (in the form of bold type) is added at random.<br />

Seamus Muadhen went mad in Cherry Valley in 1778. In London that<br />

year all concern about the war in the American colonies was suddenly swept<br />

aside briefly by the appearance of a booklet titled with deceptive simplicity A<br />

Modest Enquiry and attributed to one Sarah Beckersniff.<br />

However, the addition of further project parameters is further complexified<br />

when taking into account sophisticated implementation methodologies. A<br />

large portion of the interface coordination communication adds overriding<br />

performance constraints to system compatibility testing.<br />

The Buzz-Word Generator is now interacting with a story in progress.<br />

From here in, you're on your own.<br />

The results of this program bear an uncanny resemblance to the public<br />

utterances of General Alexander Haig, further complexified when taking<br />

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