Coincidance - Principia Discordia

218 COINCIDANCE
24-foot gorilla with a 6-foot penis. A HUGE BLACK HAND was suddenly
swept aside briefly by the woods of Ohio. In fact, the size of the Continental
Army was further complexified through the Fat Ladies from the circus.
Major Brooks decided to keep Colonel Muadhen on laudenum for a few
more days. The prognosis seemed good, despite the Colonel's temporary
incoherence, and Brooks expected a full recovery. "What the hell did the
poor Irish bastard see in Cherry Valley?" he asked a subaltern.
"I don't know, sir. And frankly I don't want to know."
"War," the Major said. "Christ, I'll be glad when it's over."
You look up. You see it looking at you, kid. When it conflicts with Official
Dogma and their strange religion, he probably spoke Hebrew. Dr. Sagan
escaped to Paris through the project parameters in better closets everywhere.
Bernard also suggests that city dwellers do not know where the plumbing
in their buildings goes because they are afraid to know: afraid to
contemplate everything below the surface of pure, hygienic, Falwell-Reagan
civilization: afraid to confront darkness and vermin and Lovecraf tian cellars
leading down to endless caves and labyrinths. He compares the panic when
cockroaches were found in some of the finest old mansions on Park Avenue
to be the similar panic when Welfare people ("epi-vermin") were found
living in the Waldorf Astoria. Bernard surmises, acutely I think, that no
white man can sit on a toilet without unconscious anxiety that a HUGE
BLACK HAND might reach up through the plumbing in accord with the
laws of English grammar and grab him by the testicles.
The magick and marvelous Willy appears in the Waldorf Astoria. The
results bear an uncanny resemblance to Humphrey Bogart reaching into
the upper echelons of mass culture in all directions. The public utterances of
sex mutilators and cattle educators should have "thirty pieces of silver" in
the Northern Ireland Assembly.
Scream, Ann, scream.
Dillinger had a 23-inch penis which is preserved in the Smithsonian
Institute. Round up the usual project parameters.
"The Lord is a man of war," Seamus told the doctor. "The Lord is his
name. It's in Exodus, chapter 15, I think. Then in Deuteronomy we have an eye
for an eye, and drenching the land in blood. Heh. An eye for an eye. Heh heh."
Kong is not a creature allowed to explore Marilyn Chambers with special
effects in the basement trying to make it work.
"An eye for an eye," Colonel Maudhen kept saying. "An eye for an eye.
An eye for an eye." I'll bear it on me for entertainment and amusement.
Lieutenant O'Mara necessarily assumed command. They had Seamus
tied to his horse, like a wounded man, because they didn't know what else to
do with him. The airplanes in the Waldorf Astoria must use and be
functionally interwoven with the product configuration baseline.