Coincidance - Principia Discordia
Coincidance - Principia Discordia
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188 COINCIDANCE<br />
how the Irish would react to a deal whereby the U.S. will exert pressure on Britain to allow<br />
Irish re-unification if the Irish will in return join NATO and accept nuclear missiles on their<br />
soil. Do you think there is anything in that rumor?<br />
I'm sure it has been considered at some stage, but no Irish government I<br />
can imagine would accept it.<br />
Mr. Haughey, the leader of the opposition in Dail hEirann, recently said that when the<br />
British pull out, they should also pay reparations to Ireland. That couldn't be his way of saying<br />
that, if he gets back into power, he might consider the nukes if the British paid a big enough brib<br />
No, not at all. I think the British should pay reparations, for the 63 years of<br />
civil war that partition has inflicted on us.<br />
Do you think the British will pay?<br />
I think they will have to pay some compensation, yes.<br />
I'm only Irish by ancestry, but even I get annoyed by British attitudes at times. For instance,<br />
when I look at the weather forecast on BBC-TV, I'm always astounded that Ireland has no<br />
weather, although Northern Ireland for some reason does. It is as if they are trying to pretend<br />
that we don't even exist.<br />
That sort of thing is annoying, but you get used to it after 80 years. You<br />
must remember that we are Britain's oldest colony; they have been here for<br />
800 years. Every imperialist power creates a caricature of the conquered<br />
nations, to justify themselves: "We're only there to civilize the barbarians,"<br />
you know. The ordinary Englishman and Englishwoman are very decent<br />
really, but they have 800 years of anti-Irish attitudes to unlearn. They have<br />
always been told that we are charming, quite irrational and never, never to<br />
be taken seriously for a moment. They also think we have unfortunately<br />
long memories. On the other hand, this ordinary Englishman and Englishwoman<br />
is getting a bit cynical about that myth by now. The war has gone<br />
on too long, and it is costing too much. There is a real groundswell of<br />
opinion there now that it is time to pull the troops out and have done with it.<br />
The attitude is much like the. American attitude toward Vietnam around<br />
1970, when everybody was ready to pull out except a few diehards at the top.<br />
For the benefit of Irish-American readers, I'd like to ask you about the assassination of<br />
Michael Collins in 1912. Me was your commander in the old I.R.A.; you were his bodyguard<br />
at one point. You must have read all the charges and counter-charges and alternative theories.<br />
Who do you think shot Michael Collins?<br />
I think that is still an open question. Some of the recent evidence,<br />
however, especially disclosures in the last three or four years, does tend to<br />
support the theory that he was killed by British secret agents. The civil war<br />
was still going on then, between the Free State and the I.R.A. Collins was<br />
trying to end that, trying to negotiate a truce. He was on his way to meet