Coincidance - Principia Discordia

232 COINCIDANCE
news-reel clip on the screen. They read a prepared Scientific Statement,
assuring us that gorillas never grow to 24 feet, that eye-witness testimony is
unreliable when it conflicts with Official Dogma, that anybody who
disagrees with them is probably a Nazi, and that the most "scientific and
economic" explanation of the wreckage of mid-town Manhattan is to
assume the crash of a giant meteor.
A HUGE BLACK HAND then smashes through the floor and grabs Dr.
Sagan by the testicles.
Sigismundo Celine, in the woods of Ohio, meditated. To him all
phenomena were real in some sense, unreal in some sense, meaningless in
some sense, real and meaningless in some sense, unreal and meaningless in
some sense, and real and unreal and meaningless in some sense.